What are the fudging odds?

[Daisuk]

So about four months back I was at the local store buying beer for a party (I'm probably at 2-3 parties a year tops), we had finally gotten a babysitter and all was swell, and I was buying beers for the missus and a friend of mine as well, so quite a lot of beers - then lo and behold, behind me in the queue at the cashier, who other than my 3 year old's kindergarten teacher (who I've never ever seen at that store before). Great. It was a busy day, and she had her two small kids, so we just said hi to one another, but I could see her eyeing the beer smiling kind of disapprovingly. I was thinking "ffs, I don't ever buy this much beer, typical that she had to see this".

Then ... today, I'm at the same store, getting a couple of friends over for some BBQ and a jam session tonight. I'm buying beers for all of us (so the most amount of beers I've bought since that one time four months back), so quite a few in total - and who other than the very same kindergarten teacher is behind me in the queue again?! FFS! WHAT. THE. fudge. What are the fudging odds? She must think I'm an alcoholic. Maybe I should've said something, but figured it would probably just make it worse.

Oh, well, we're moving in the summer, and moving kindergarten as well, hopefully. What are the fudging odds though ...

 

[Seedy Ron]

Sounds like she's stalking you.

 

[Daisuk]

Sounds like she's stalking you.

Yeah, twice now in 4 months.

 

[parklane1]

Sounds like she's stalking you.

Yeah, twice now in 4 months.

She wants to fudge you mate.

 

[Robbo]

She wants to fudge you mate.

You should go for it. Get back to the store and bring both her and your 40 pints back home.

 

[Rorschach]

What's the chance of two alcoholics meeting twice in a shop that sells beer? High I would say.

 

[Daisuk]

 

[monkeybarry]

She wants to fudge you mate.

Just not sober

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dare you to act drunk next time you drop the kid off / pick the kid up, whichever is worse, at the kindergarden.

 

[Whiffler]

Imagine that she's worried about what you're thinking.

Next time you see her, offer to drop her off at the offie as you're' passing her way'.

 

[scaramanga]

Imagine that she's worried about what you're thinking.

Next time you see her, offer to drop her off at the offie as you're' passing her way'.

Then when she realises you have no car and is starting to wonder how you plan to take her there, just point at your face and say "Hop on".

 

[Whiffler]

Then when she realises you have no car and is starting to wonder how you plan to take her there, just point at your face and say "Hop on".

My tongue leaves in 10minutes .... be on it !