Transfer Tittle-Tattle

[milo]

SC ITKs are all over Coutinho, Fernandes medical tomorrow, and a fee agreed with Juve for Dybala.

Aurier to PSG and a replacement RB also in.

Palace interested in up to 3 of ours.

I’m not completely convinced that’s all going to happen.

Selling Aurier would be excellent business.

 

[El Guepardo]

Selling Aurier would be excellent business.

Especially to PSG who can pay us over the odds.

 

[tw12yid]

Coutinho, Dybala, Fernandes, Lo Celso. The disappointment when we resign Andy Booth...

 

[Daisuk]

In a dramatic twist dybala goes to united afterall, Fernandes ends up at scum, lo celso stays with Betis, coutinho, who cares about coutinho, and spurs sign knockhart from Brighton and zaha on loan.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

In a dramatic twist dybala goes to united afterall, Fernandes ends up at scum, lo celso stays with Betis, coutinho, who cares about coutinho, and spurs sign knockhart from Brighton and zaha on loan.

Don’t wanna pee on your campfire but isnt Knockhart is at Fulham now?

 

[nayenezgani]

In a dramatic twist dybala goes to united afterall, Fernandes ends up at scum, lo celso stays with Betis, coutinho, who cares about coutinho, and spurs sign knockhart from Brighton and zaha on loan.

You're a monster!

 

[Pirate55]

Calm down lads, Levy's got this.

BTW the wages of Coutinho, Dyabla and Bale completely rule them out.

 

[Kandi1977]

Calm down lads, Levy's got this.

BTW the wages of Coutinho, Dyabla and Bale completely rule them out.

Dybala is on about 100k at Juve. We can easily add 50% to that.

 

[Nigeyman]

Worlds gone mad!

 

[nayenezgani]

Dybala is on about 100k at Juve. We can easily add 50% to that.

Reports he's demanding 300k a week plus more for his flimflam image rights company. No way Levy is indulging that nonsense.

 

[monkeybarry]

No chance all that happens before the window “slams” shut

Can you slam a window?

 

[Moby]

Dybala is on about 100k at Juve. We can easily add 50% to that.

You’ve accidentally used a “%” sign?

Guessing you should have used “p”?

 

[Moby]

Can you slam a window?

If it’s on hinges, yes.

I’m presuming Sky Sports tested this extensively first, before agreeing the global standard nomenclature.

 

[Moby]

Don’t wanna pee on your campfire but isnt Knockhart is at Fulham now?

Yes! Curse you Levy, another one missed! Losing out to fulham, disgrace - Levy out! Etc.

 

[Daisuk]

Don’t wanna pee on your campfire but isnt Knockhart is at Fulham now?

Hehe, yeah, I was just thinking of a random average winger.

 

[Moby]

Hehe, yeah, I was just thinking of a random average winger.

We’ve already bought Nkoudou.

 

[monkeybarry]

If it’s on hinges, yes.

I’m presuming Sky Sports tested this extensively first, before agreeing the global standard nomenclature.

I would hope they have an understanding of the situation and it's not just for dramatic effect

 

[Legohamster]

I cant see Coutinho coming unless we have a buy clause at the end.

We didnt want to play ball with Real earlier in the window and I doubt that would have changed much, unless the manager is pushing or CE is off.

A £30 Million fee with the money coming off the final price would be a great move as it would mean we would still have budget left this summer and it wont take up all the budget next season.

 

[Gutter Boy]

Can you slam a window?

Well in countries other than the UK where people are able to properly open windows. I always notice that when I'm abroad - humans there are actually trusted with windows that open.

 

[milo]

Well in countries other than the UK where people are able to properly open windows. I always notice that when I'm abroad - humans there are actually trusted with windows that open.

You've never encountered a sash window?