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** Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City **

OMG. Norwich win -> Arse win -> no top four -> Conte leaving -> Kane leaving -> deadline day bagains again -> Roy Hodgson in -> new system unsuitable for current players -> bottom three by Christmas -> players revolting -> Hodgson sacked -> Levy steps in as manager -> South stand converted to luxury apartments -> Levy fires himself -> Davinson Sanchez appointed interim manager -> bottom place cemented -> Arse win PL -> Spurs relegated -> new financial crisis -> Levy goes to jail for fraud -> Spurs go bankrupt -> NWHL demolished ro make way for luxury apartments.

Now you've done it.
 
Robbo said:
OMG. Norwich win -> Arse win -> no top four -> Conte leaving -> Kane leaving -> deadline day bagains again -> Roy Hodgson in -> new system unsuitable for current players -> bottom three by Christmas -> players revolting -> Hodgson sacked -> Levy steps in as manager -> South stand converted to luxury apartments -> Levy fires himself -> Davinson Sanchez appointed interim manager -> bottom place cemented -> Arse win PL -> Spurs relegated -> new financial crisis -> Levy goes to jail for fraud -> Spurs go bankrupt -> NWHL demolished ro make way for luxury apartments.

Now you've done it.
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FC Hotspur of Tottenham. Coming circa 2024.
 
iggyfog said:
The amazing thing about football, is that we invest so much emotionally into something that we have absolutely no control over.
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I played golf recently with someone who I didnt know well and I asked him which football team he supported. He said that he didnt support anyone "but perhaps that was for the better"

It did get me thinking about what other productive things I could have done with my life and what more I could have achieved had I not supported Spurs (or any team for that matter)
 
NLS said:
As the instigator of this match thread I realise I risk the wrath the OMT gods by putting it on so early....

However, to compensate and to try and calm them I will wear the same underpants i was wearing to watch the Saudi Sportswashing Machine game for the rest of the week....

My wife/daughter may not be too pleased... But then again I suppose she will...

COYS
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Your wife/daughter? Is that not illegal and, you know, sick?
 
AdamB said:
I played golf recently with someone who I didnt know well and I asked him which football team he supported. He said that he didnt support anyone "but perhaps that was for the better"

It did get me thinking about what other productive things I could have done with my life and what more I could have achieved had I not supported Spurs (or any team for that matter)
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Ah f**k that. You need the emotional connection. It makes following the game so much better. In the last week, I was at the NLD, my local League of Ireland team's game, my son's U10 game and the Burnley game and every time each of those teams scored, the rush was just brilliant (yeah I shouted like a f**king idiot when my son's team equalised on Saturday). Standing back saying "what a jolly good game" would make the experience much less memorable.

This club breaks all our hearts and thieves our time whether it's watching the games, thinking about it or posting on here. And they've disappointed all of us more times than I care to remember. But the feeling when they get it right...almost unbeatable. Just this season, think of how you felt after Stevie's goals against Leicester, think of how you felt last Thursday night. I wouldn't swap that for anything and your golfing mate will never have any of it.

Maybe I'm just emotionally departed though...everyone says how calm I am in real life but when it comes to football, I lose the plot a bit. :D
 
K.D.D.D.D.Soc said:
Hopefully the ridiculous idea that what ever gets posted on here can effect the results of our games will one day pass peacefully away. Our hopes and dreams are in the hands of the team, they just need to have more faith in themselves than many on here. I dont care about all the "we've blown it before" crap. I've been supporting this team for 65 years and my thoughts and actions have never effected the result of any game.
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Next you`ll be trying to tell me the lucky pants I have been wearing all season have had no bearing on us being on the brink of qualifying for the champions league.
 
DeanoAustin said:
Ah f**k that. You need the emotional connection. It makes following the game so much better. In the last week, I was at the NLD, my local League of Ireland team's game, my son's U10 game and the Burnley game and every time each of those teams scored, the rush was just brilliant (yeah I shouted like a f**king idiot when my son's team equalised on Saturday). Standing back saying "what a jolly good game" would make the experience much less memorable.

This club breaks all our hearts and thieves our time whether it's watching the games, thinking about it or posting on here. And they've disappointed all of us more times than I care to remember. But the feeling when they get it right...almost unbeatable. Just this season, think of how you felt after Stevie's goals against Leicester, think of how you felt last Thursday night. I wouldn't swap that for anything and your golfing mate will never have any of it.

Maybe I'm just emotionally departed though...everyone says how calm I am in real life but when it comes to football, I lose the plot a bit. :D
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I would barely watch any football if I wasn't so connected to Tottenham. Football without the emotion just isn't particularly exciting most of the time. :p so wholeheartedly agree with this! Also, on the few match days I get to experience, the sense of community and togetherness with other fellow fans (although they are complete strangers) is a thing of beauty that I know a lot of non-football fans envy us.
 
I love football, I cant walk pass a game over the park when I'm walking the dogs without stopping to watch, I never understand why young men watch games rather than play, my grandson feels the same, we've missed a lot of home games because of him playing. I know you talk about community and togetherness but that only applies to one team there's far too much nastiness in the rivalries and although there is not the level of violence there was in the 70's it's more widespread. I wont miss going to Spurs when the time comes as I dont get the same enjoyments I use to get even in the bad old days.
 
I sincerely hope that Conte has the team drilled so that even if they're in front of an open goal with the ball, they pass to Son.
 
We have issues with sides that park the bus. But will Norwich park the bus and play anti-football on the last game of the season? I don't quite see that happening. So we'll be sure to create several scoring chances. As long as we don't Liverpool-at-home them we'll be sure to score a couple. Can Norwich put 3 past us? I doubt it. So there you have it. Thank you.
 
markysimmo said:
Will be announced tomorrow I reckon
If Liverpool lose they won't be one of the games on
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Still an outside 9 of the 10 games will have something riding on it, but most likely 7. They cant show them all. So I am hoping they might offer a 'Red Button' option where we can choose for ourselves.

If its only 3 games they can show. Nailed On City v Villa, Liverpool v Wolves and probably Brentford v Leeds.
 
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