The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

[johnaliola]

Super strike that.

Seriously though we need to get something from City. If that’s puts Liverpool in pole position it’s because they deserve to be there.

 

[Mikey10]

This should be 2-2. Bizarre.

 

[JerusalemMan]

Higuain looking like a master-stroke of a signing...

 

[90291Spur]

Rather glad I am watching the golf and following the football via here and the live feeds since half-time.
I can only imagine the sickening fawning by the Sky commentators.

You did miss Salad scoring the best goal ever in football with perhaps the finest piece of sporting skill in the world. Better than Mohammed Ali in his prime, more ground-breaking than Roger Bannister, more impressive than Daley Thompson, more dominant than Venus Williams. Simply the most amazing thing ever. Better than the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal AND The Jerk Cafe saturday special.

 

[Rorschach]

Chelsea really could be level now.

 

[90291Spur]

Liverpool are going to win all their remaining games (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Saudi Sportswashing Machine, Wolves), which means we're going to have to bend over for City next weekend as they exact their revenge for getting knocked out of the CL. City also have to beat United.

We are beating Emirates Marketing Project in the league. Who wins the title doesn't matter.

 

[Jordinho]

Its gettig to the point where city have to decide to go balls out for league or CL.

If they go through they might give up on the league. Oh the horror, the dippers gloating their way through the last few weeks of the season.

There's a big responsibility resting on our boys in getting the right results from our next two games.

 

[Mikey10]

You did miss Salad scoring the best goal ever in football with perhaps the finest piece of sporting skill in the world. Better than Mohammed Ali in his prime, more ground-breaking than Roger Bannister, more impressive than Daley Thompson, more dominant than Venus Williams. Simply the most amazing thing ever. Better than the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal AND The Jerk Cafe saturday special.

Which would explain why Tyler and Carragher both came when he scored.

 

[fernadez]

Sarri is such a rooster. Play Giroud and Chelsea don't lose this game.

 

[StephenH]

Higuain looking like a master-stroke of a signing...

Two seasons or so ago maybe

 

[Rorschach]

You did miss Salad scoring the best goal ever in football with perhaps the finest piece of sporting skill in the world. Better than Mohammed Ali in his prime, more ground-breaking than Roger Bannister, more impressive than Daley Thompson, more dominant than Venus Williams. Simply the most amazing thing ever. Better than the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal AND The Jerk Cafe saturday special.

They are furiously trying to clean up the mess in the studio before the match finishes

 

[JerusalemMan]

You did miss Salad scoring the best goal ever in football with perhaps the finest piece of sporting skill in the world. Better than Mohammed Ali in his prime, more ground-breaking than Roger Bannister, more impressive than Daley Thompson, more dominant than Venus Williams. Simply the most amazing thing ever. Better than the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal AND The Jerk Cafe saturday special.

If I could make the same choice to not watch it again, I would

 

[Legohamster]

If they go through they might give up on the league. Oh the horror, the dippers gloating their way through the last few weeks of the season.

There's a big responsibility resting on our boys in getting the right results from our next two games.

I would be happy to take the result on Wed in exchange for the weekend lol

 

[90291Spur]

One Cnut down, 10 to go...

 

[Daisuk]

To think Jordan Henderson might win the Premier league. fudge me. Almost worse than the fact that Robert Huth has won it.

 

[90291Spur]

Which would explain why Tyler and Carragher both came when he scored.

It is impressive though that they can both still speak with a squirt of watery fuzz in each of their mouths.

 

[JerusalemMan]

If they go through they might give up on the league. Oh the horror, the dippers gloating their way through the last few weeks of the season.

There's a big responsibility resting on our boys in getting the right results from our next two games.

Correct. We owe it to English football, nay, the country to bring about justice.

 

[90291Spur]

Klopp is an absolute bag of fish-smelling fannies.

 

[Lemonade Money]

so whatever is best for us is what I want.

Not having to listen to unbearable Liverpool fans then.

 

[Kandi1977]

Here is my dream for SUPER SUNDAY!!!! Emirates Marketing Project to win in the 95th minute and have two straight reds - Fernandinho and De Bruyne, and Townsend also gets his marching orders, but only after two yellows which clatter Ederson and Aguero.

Pool beat Cheat$ki, with only the one straight red - Mo Salad, and two hamstring pulls, Virgil Van Lesbian and Jock Robertson.

You mean Virgil Van Transsexual