The Official 2016/17 Premier League Thread

[Kandi1977]

Hazard is such a fukcing pussy! Diving all over the place for the smallest touch. Hope someone clatters him permanently!

 

[Kandi1977]

There can't be a team ever in history that's had greater collection of massive fcuktw@ts than this Cheatski side!

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

I've read that 10 times now, and I still don't understand it.

I missed off Courthois on the list of Chelsea players to get injured. I didn't want him to get injured but then I thought fcuk it, I want him to get injured as well.

 

[the dza]

Chelsea haven't been great, so West Ham have a chance of something from the game.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Cheatski could have easily scored there. They tore Wet spam apart.

 

[the dza]

Lanzini is West Ham's only hope so far.

 

[mudshark]

I'd like a fiver for every Spam fan tonight who spouts some variation on at least it's still a ten-point gap for us. Their little silver lining.

 

[Kandi1977]

Noble fudges up massively and is initially the second last man and closest to be able to kill the counter, but just strolls back with no attempt to stop the counter. He's such a poor player!

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Statues.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

West Ham are ssssssssssssssssssssssssbrick!

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

You just know though, that they won't be this brick when they play us. Probably scrape a flukey 1-0 win and blow their stupid bubbles all over the brickey east end brickhole all day and night.

 

[the dza]

I missed the 2nd goal, West Ham are not very good are they? Credit to Chelsea, machine of a team.

 

[Rorschach]

FFS. What a bunch of clowns.

(edit: I don't mean you my fellow posters)

 

[the dza]

On the plus side, Harry is gonna destroy their defence.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Statues.

Feck off
Statues have more character than these mugs

 

[Rorschach]

Conte is pragmatic to the last. They are going to sit in even more now.

 

[Rorschach]

Amazing save

 

[the dza]

Noble, you hopeless qunt.

 

[Kandi1977]

Do wh have a bench? How Noble gets a game is beyond me! Every time I've seen him, he plays the wrong pass to the wrong guy at the wrong time almost every single time! He's utter brick!

 

[the dza]

Snodgrass hahaha, wtf?!