The Cricket Thread

[Aldo]

*cough* Hollioakes *cough*

I'm sure there were other rejects too

I said cheating Aussies.

 

[nayenezgani]

I said cheating Aussies.

On form Warner would walk into your side, Bancroft probably not, no.

 

[Aldo]

Warner’s on form is he?
Anyway, we wouldn’t pick those cheats.

 

[nayenezgani]

Warner’s on form is he?
Anyway, we wouldn’t pick those cheats.

No, if on form. He waltzes in.

 

[Aldo]

No. He doesn’t. He’s a cheat. Keep up.

 

[nayenezgani]

No. He doesn’t. He’s a cheat. Keep up.

Mate your captain was a cheat, calm down.

 

[nayenezgani]

Smith was captain when it happened, but he wasn't involved. Warner is a prick, everyone knows it. But our captain wasn't the one orchestrating the sand paper distribution.

 

[Aldo]

Like I said, Aus changed the game with their cheating, and don’t get to debate the subject any more. Smith is the biggest cheat there is. They even had to change the rules because he used to cheat by looking up to his dressing room for guidance from their tv replays on whether to review. So they had to introduce the time limit.

 

[scaramanga]

I said cheating Aussies.

At least one of those words is superfluous.

 

[nayenezgani]

Like I said, Aus changed the game with their cheating, and don’t get to debate the subject any more. Smith is the biggest cheat there is. They even had to change the rules because he used to cheat by looking up to his dressing room for guidance from their tv replays on whether to review. So they had to introduce the time limit.

You honestly sound worse than a pathetic, bitter Gooner.

 

[Aldo]

You honestly sound worse than a pathetic, bitter Gooner.

Bless.

 

[nayenezgani]

If you can't respect and acknowledge Steve Smith for this display, there's no help for you.

 

[scaramanga]

If you can't respect and acknowledge Steve Smith for this display, there's no help for you.

His innings ended up the way he deserved, anyway.

 

[markysimmo]

96mph from Jofra today, foooooook

 

[nayenezgani]

His innings ended up the way he deserved, anyway.

Best batsman to have played the game, would have been fitting if he were the first to score four successive hundreds in England.

 

[scaramanga]

Best batsman to have played the game, would have been fitting if he were the first to score four successive hundreds in England.

I'm sure he's cheating the batting the same way he cheated the bowling.

 

[markysimmo]

Best batsman to have played the game, would have been fitting if he were the first to score four successive hundreds in England.

Better than Bradman ???

 

[nayenezgani]

Better than Bradman ???

I think so, yep. Might not be decided so until more time has passed...

 

[markysimmo]

I think so, yep. Might not be decided so until more time has passed...

and he has a similar average too, still about 35 down on the Don !!

 

[markysimmo]

Raining steadily so doubt there will be much play before lunch today