Tanguy Ndombele

[Mikey10]

Imagine him using his strength, power and pace racing around midfield winning the ball back, chasing down opposition breaks, he’d be a one man wrecking machine.

We’re getting into “If my Auntie had gonads she’d be my Uncle” territory there.

 

[Lilbaz]

We’re getting into “If my Auntie had gonad*s she’d be my Uncle” territory there.

Unless they were non binary. Or identified as your aunt.

 

[Legohamster]

His fate is probably another loan season or two until he can be offloaded at a lesser cost.

Unless we can off load him to Inter as part of a deal, I agree.

 

[elyid]

We’re getting into “If my Auntie had gonad*s she’d be my Uncle” territory there.

If my auntie had gonads I’d be Khloe Kardashian…

 

[Denmark Spur]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1532439795980550155

 

[Lilbaz]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1532439795980550155

I don't believe in GHod but i'll pray till my ears bleed.

 

[parklane1]

Good news ( i hope).

 

[milo]

It's difficult to know which Spanish club this might be. We are going to want a fair bit for him, I can't see Barca or Madrid being interested. The thought of him playing for Simeone is hilarious

 

[Lilbaz]

It's difficult to know which Spanish club this might be. We are going to want a fair bit for him, I can't see Barca or Madrid being interested. The thought of him playing for Simeone is hilarious

Valencia? Seville? Real Betis? Could be anyone. They did the cvc deal so have a few quid.

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

I wouldnt give him a job selling knock off sunglasses or watches on the beach at Beniorm, too much effort involved for him.

 

[milo]

Valencia? Seville? Real Betis? Could be anyone. They did the cvc deal so have a few quid.

Sevilla seem like the most likely. They have money from Carlos going to Villa and we probably owe them money for Gil.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

I’ve heard it’s Barcelona for £15m ish
It’s all down to replacing FDJ who is joining United

 

[Lilbaz]

I’ve heard it’s Barcelona for £15m ish
It’s all down to replacing FDJ who is joining United

That would be amazing. Although how that jammy sod gets into barca is beyond me.

 

[Yiddo]

Can we swap him for Pedri?

 

[Lilbaz]

Can we swap him for Pedri?

Or Gavi?

 

[glasgowspur]

Or Gavi?

Gaviscon maybe.

 

[Baleforce]

I know which club in Spain it is.

Linekers Bar.

 

[Roland Beurre]

I’ve heard it’s Barcelona for £15m ish
It’s all down to replacing FDJ who is joining United

Which United?

 

[alekaras]

Almeria just got promoted and have some rich owners. We could fleece them for a few mil.

 

[Lilbaz]

Almeria just got promoted and have some rich owners. We could fleece them for a few mil.

Could think of worse places of playing.