To the tune of:
This old man,
He played one etc.
M-O-U,
S-S-A,
WE'VE GOT MOUSSA DEMBELE,
HE SCORES AT HOME AND SCORES AWAY,
SUPER MOUSSA DEMBELE!
Strong, rides tackles, runs at defences, carries the ball - ideal!
I said Tuesday was the next big day for incoming transfers can I claim my badge now?
According to Radio Monte Carlo tonight, Lloris wants to come. We'll see.
It would rightfully put Livermore as our fourth choice central midfielder.
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
So fudge off Modric
We've got Dembele!
"Probably the best signing Spurs could make to replace Modric. And for half the money, very good."
Calm down FFS. All this has confirmed is that we're interested in signing him. He isn't our player and he hasn't agreed to come here.
All it will take is one phone call from Man Utd saying that they'd also like to meet his release clause and we instantly get to 0% chance of him becoming a Spurs player.
I think the one area Dembele can offer more to us than Modric is height and strength. While Modric isn't exactly the easiest to get off the ball, it was still pretty simple but seeing Dembele against Man U, he had such quick feet and was able to easily ride challenges. This will be excellent if it comes off!