1. No one has called you 'an ignorant racist who can't disguise their hate' so far as I can see. You have been called out for using terminology you then tried to say was 'flippancy' and 'humour' to 'lighten' the discussion.
2. You continue to assume that legal definitions solely define illegal activity/criminals. In the world I live in, a certain degree of context is usually applied, and this is usually the case (thankfully) when someone feels their only avenue is to board a dinghy over-rammed with other people and try to survive a channel crossing in order to make landfall and immediately declare their asylum seeking status.
Here are some other 'legal defintions' which taken at face value (and without any context) makes the majority of people in the UK guilty of at least one act of criminal behaviour, quite possibly on a repeat basis. Round 'em up, the douchebags!!!!!
- Being drunk in a pub: While pubs are synonymous with drinking, it's actually illegal to be found drunk on licensed premises in England and Wales.
- Handling salmon suspiciously: Section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 makes it an offence to handle salmon under suspicious circumstances. This law is aimed at addressing illegal fishing or poaching, not merely appearing suspicious while carrying a salmon.
- Carrying a plank of wood along a pavement: The Metropolitan Police Act 1839 makes it illegal to carry planks of wood along a pavement in the Metropolitan Police District (essentially Greater London) unless it's for loading or unloading a vehicle.
- Shaking a rug or carpet in the street: Under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839, it's illegal to shake or beat any carpet or rug in the street after 8am, although shaking doormats before that time is allowed.
- Paying with your phone at a drive-through while the engine is running: Using your phone while operating a vehicle is against the law, and if your car's engine is running while making a contactless payment at a drive-through, you could technically be considered in violation.