Alli on. How long before the announcers say 'dive'?
Commentator is Dempsey, enjoying himself knocking Tottenham.
Erik loves rolling his foot over the ball and ballsing it up
Bring out an orange ball you clams! Don’t VAR to make that decision you turgid ref prick!
Sitting on my porcelain throne using glory-glory.co.uk mobile app
You'll have to wait until it's your turn again.VAR is like anal, it just takes a little getting used to. I want more!
This ref...look at me. i'm the star of the show