But you're still admitting you think the club have somehow ''raped" you? Explain...
Due to your polite and courteous nature I feel compelled to give you a full transparent explanation of my recent posting activity on this magnificent glory glory forum, home of beloved and cherished fellow spurs supporters, I hope you will find it enlightening and rich with the relevant details...
On Thursday 16th August, year of our Lord 2018 at around 6:30pm I subconsciously decided I would post in the omt under the sole proviso of trying to combat a week of bad press for our club by using my own brand of humour to make light of said events and to gee up fellow posters with an 'up and at em attitude.
I used sensationalist words and displayed my usual characteristics of drama and immaturity.
What did I expect??? Maybe the odd like and 'yeah nige stop being a wierdo' I must admit I was flabbergasted and horrified at what happened next...
I had barely sat down and had a cup of tea when I was informed by norad that 'two bird's' were in the air... as I leapt of the couch and sprinted to my custom built fallout shelter I wondered what factions of gg would dare attack my sovereignty by launching an unprovoked and unwarranted missile strike upon my good self...
Upon reaching shelter within mere seconds of the fallout I realised it was those old chestnuts Milo 'the missile silo' and Rorsey 'the untamed horsey' who carried out this heinous crime with nods of approval from prominent members of the 'happy clappers' society' ostrich head in the sand division' along with a few stragglers from the 'nothing to see here, please move along phalanx
To clarify I do not feel like I have been raped by the club.
*struggle cuddle* is a terrible thing in life and I try to defeat terrible things with laughter...humour...in life and I offer my apologies to any offence caused...
All I ask is for people to consider whether I'm being tongue in cheek before launching their ordinance....
What have we learned???
Don't ask me for explanation cause I can chat nonsense for hours....
Don't take me to seriously!
Not a lot really....
COYS!