Daisuk
Dimitar Berbatov
He doesn't know it. That's the problem - if he knew he was sh*te, life would be grand because he'd be off back to Ajax or whatever middling side can stand the fact that he has the footballing intelligence of a constipated anteater.
He genuinely thinks he isn't a donkey. And so he backs himself constantly in duels he can't win, misjudges the ball constantly because he's oblivious to the danger around him, and unless he has Romero or Dier holding his hand and making up for his lack of a brain, he lets us down on the regular.
He should have been sold in the summer. He should have been sold in January.
He's still here. And he's still sh*te.
Ajax wouldn't want him, sadly. I think he oozes the self confidence of a pimpled 14-year old boy with coke bottle glasses - just looks so insecure. Did you see that five centimeter pass he did to Winks in injury time? Jesus. No player with confidence does that. I don't know how playing Rodon instead of him could be so much worse for us. Rodon must be proper brick not to get into the team in front of Sanchez.