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Lawro the Twunt says... 2015/16
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Sean Davis
In a long and chequered (or is it sterling?) history of badly argued, macaronic predictions from THE TWUNT... that one takes the cake. He's a parody
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
Southampton v Tottenham
Southampton have only taken one point from their last four league games, and this is not the first time they have gone through a spell where they do not look like scoring.
Tottenham have been in much better form but their long unbeaten run was ended by Saudi Sportswashing Machine last week and it will not be easy for them to bounce back from that straight away.
Lawro's prediction: 2-1
Southampton have only taken one point from their last four league games, and this is not the first time they have gone through a spell where they do not look like scoring.
Tottenham have been in much better form but their long unbeaten run was ended by Saudi Sportswashing Machine last week and it will not be easy for them to bounce back from that straight away.
Lawro's prediction: 2-1
nayenezgani
Jimmy Neighbour
He's back! The fudging fool.
Really, a neutral prediction would be a score draw
- Southampton's form has been poor
- Ours has been good, with one hiccup and a failure to kill off games
- We for once have had recovery time
- We don't keep clean sheets
Not sure there is any other neutral view that makes sense ...
alekaras
The ITK of IDK
True their form has been poor, but they have the quality to nick a result. Teams like Soton are bound to bounce back after a string of bad results and this could just be the match where they do so. I think the motivation factor will be ever so slightly in their favor which, coupled with the fact that they're a good team, swing things in their favor. So a loss would not be unexpected, but I do agree that a draw is probably more likely. That being said, I'm hoping we have a performance commensurate with the one against Spam and play them off the pitch.
He has Liverpool (poor form, can't score) to beat Watford (great form) away. Likes an underdog.
Kandi1977
Terry Dyson
I haven't bothered to read the crap from the twunt, but I can imagine the prediction for the Liverpool game is something like this:
Watford are in great form atm and Igahlo is scoring for fun. Liverpool were poor at Saudi Sportswashing Machine and at home to West Bromwich and they really miss Sturridge. But they have Klopp. 0-4
Watford are in great form atm and Igahlo is scoring for fun. Liverpool were poor at Saudi Sportswashing Machine and at home to West Bromwich and they really miss Sturridge. But they have Klopp. 0-4
Pirate55
The Last Man Standing 17/18
Hahahaha. Shows you know sweet fanny adam, mate! Go away and eat worms.
Vega
Neil Sullivan
Its more an institutionalised thing. Name me one pundit on TV that played for Liverpool that analyses anything with a modicum of impartiality? Just one.
Watford v Liverpool yesterday, John Barnes played for both clubs, surely he would sit on the fence with his prediction? Nope, Liverpool all the way or so he thought.
Carragher, Redknapp, Twuntface, Pinocchio Thompson, McManaman
That whole ingrained sense of self-entitlement is why i enjoy them losing so much.
Watford v Liverpool yesterday, John Barnes played for both clubs, surely he would sit on the fence with his prediction? Nope, Liverpool all the way or so he thought.
Carragher, Redknapp, Twuntface, Pinocchio Thompson, McManaman
That whole ingrained sense of self-entitlement is why i enjoy them losing so much.
Vega
Neil Sullivan
Yes in fairness i will give Danny Murphy and indeed Michael Owen a nod for being slightly impartial.
Whiffler
Jermaine Jenas
I hadn't noticed .... but I do tend to nod off when he speaks
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Paul Walsh
Love the way Pinocchio is always watching the Liverpool match while supposed to be analysing an other game on Sky.
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Paul Walsh
Souness don't mind giving them some stick.
StephenH
David Ginola
It's why I like Souness. He dont play favourites! If you are s^*t he tells you. Like he did with us in the second half against the 'mighty' Saudi Sportswashing Machine!
