It's times like this I'm glad my son chose to take up archery as a sport. I now have a weapon if anyone comes for the wine or baby formula.I've got hundreds of tins of Ambrosia custard in preparation. I've also tripled the amount of guns and ammo about the place. They'll never take me alive!!!
I've got hundreds of tins of Ambrosia custard in preparation. I've also tripled the amount of guns and ammo about the place. They'll never take me alive!!!
It's times like this I'm glad my son chose to take up archery as a sport. I now have a weapon if anyone comes for the wine or baby formula.
Useful trade to have after all these gale force winds.Funny enough mine did fencing at school.
Useful trade to have after all these gale force winds.
That'll be the pork pie.Useful trade to have after all these gale force winds.
Not hoarding anything. Grocery stores will be open, and there is no shortage of supplies. No need to hoard anything!
It's times like this I'm glad my son chose to take up archery as a sport. I now have a weapon if anyone comes for the wine or baby formula.
For my baby formula?Only one is worth killing over...do you favour a wide or narrower glass BTW?
My wife finds it endlessly funny how angry I get when she just chucks wine into the nearest thing made of glass.
Well you did insist on that tropical fish tankFor my baby formula?
Wider for Burgundy, narrower for Bordeaux. My wife finds it endlessly funny how angry I get when she just chucks wine into the nearest thing made of glass.
Damn right, she should chuck it in the nearest thing made of flesh.