Rock Strongo
dodgy Dave Goosegog
Congratulations!
I see you're doing a Liverpool there - taking the victim role in your wife's first birth is a bold move. Let me know how that works out.
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I'm going to be a daddy
- Thread starter markysimmo
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I see you're doing a Liverpool there - taking the victim role in your wife's first birth is a bold move. Let me know how that works out.
cheers, i meant nervous for her (and myself of course)
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Spursman - get some sleep. Go out, enjoy yourself. Smell the fresh air. Contemplate life without nappies. Imagine being handcuffed to the radiator in your kitchen for 5 years. Go and get a burger. Go for a walk. Watch TV when you want to. Get up late. Enjoy life. You have six weeks, and your Mrs ain't gonna get more reasonable
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
It's fudging hard work being a dad but it's the most amazing thing that will happen to you
Make sure the hospital staff are looking after you as well. People forget how tough labour is for us dads.
Don't be afraid to remind the midwife (or your wife) that the tea won't make itself whilst you're busy with hand holding and back rubbing.
Gas & air is OK but you've really got to go at it to get much of a hit.
Haha yeh. I've got the snacks ready for myself
Baleforce
Arthur Rowe
i got them to bring me jam and toast too
i didn't say so at the time but the missus did hog the bed
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Serge Aurier
Congratulations mate!
My Mrs is 13 weeks pregnant and due August 7th, expecting our first. She wants to find out the sex but I don't which means we are finding out!
Eriktheviking
Goran Bunjevcevic
Well, im not 4 weeks into being a Dad and its great. Only real downside is that he was born in Portsmouth : (
Robbo
Paul Walsh
Currently quietly sitting on the coach with my three week old son resting on my chest. The most peaceful feeling there is.
Less than two weeks ago, however, me and my wife were devastated at the hospital, with our son in intensive care, fighting a freak virus found in his spinal fluid. For about 24 hours we didn't know if he was going to live or die, or if the virus had damaged his brain. It was a nightmare. Absolutely the worst thing I've ever experienced.
Thankfully he survived, there was no sign of brain damage, and now he's eating, sleeping and bricking like babies do. And I'm happy to be sleepless, to not have time to shower, to struggle with the reactions of his two year old sister, to have him pee on me while I change nappies, to live in a messy house and to get fat and unfit because there's no time to work out. There's a lot of perspective in almost losing your kid, I tell you that.
Anyway; thought I'd share this before I get back to complaining about trivialities, Trump and poor refereeing decisions. [emoji4]
Oh and congrats to my fellow fresh fathers in this thread!
Less than two weeks ago, however, me and my wife were devastated at the hospital, with our son in intensive care, fighting a freak virus found in his spinal fluid. For about 24 hours we didn't know if he was going to live or die, or if the virus had damaged his brain. It was a nightmare. Absolutely the worst thing I've ever experienced.
Thankfully he survived, there was no sign of brain damage, and now he's eating, sleeping and bricking like babies do. And I'm happy to be sleepless, to not have time to shower, to struggle with the reactions of his two year old sister, to have him pee on me while I change nappies, to live in a messy house and to get fat and unfit because there's no time to work out. There's a lot of perspective in almost losing your kid, I tell you that.
Anyway; thought I'd share this before I get back to complaining about trivialities, Trump and poor refereeing decisions. [emoji4]
Oh and congrats to my fellow fresh fathers in this thread!
Rock Strongo
dodgy Dave Goosegog
Keep fighting, not knowing is half the fun!
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Seems like most kids in the future will swap gender at least once by the time they are 20 anyway
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Serge Aurier
Well today was our 20 week scan and we found out what we are going to have....a baby Rodney.
Well, do I let the little git to choose who he supports or do I make him suffer like we all have?
Well, do I let the little git to choose who he supports or do I make him suffer like we all have?
I never had a choice for my team, so my daughter doesn't get one! It's the right thing to do though, imagine being a Man Utd fan or some nonsense like that.
Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
He is a yid you plonker.
Lemonade Money
Les Medley
I'd say it's a pretty good time to be a Yiddo.
dawaxman
Gheorge Popescu
I'm confused.....it's not an option, it's your duty! If you leave it to chance, your offspring could make some unthinkable choices! By making them a Spurs fan, you're pretty much guaranteeing they don't end up a total tool
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Congrats mate. I'm taking my five year old son to his first game in a few weeks; Spurs v Bournemouth.
It is too early really, he won't know what is going on and will cr*p himself if the crowd get loud, but there is no chance of tickets for Goons / Manure so it had to be done before WHL is demolished.
He'd rather play Batman or Lego or in a perfect world, Lego Batman.
All he really knows about Spurs is "Number 10 is Harry Kane"
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Serge Aurier
True, I got given a spurs bag on my first day of school forced by my brothers. That said you all know I got a goons kit for my 7th birthday!