Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
This is all you need every morning
Cute kid, clearly takes after her mother thank GHod.
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I'm going to be a daddy
- Thread starter markysimmo
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Cute kid, clearly takes after her mother thank GHod.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
4 months in and now and being a dad is simply the best thing that has ever happened to me, my little girl is totally amazing and I literally cannot wait to spend every spare minute with her
She still is sleeping through the night from about 8pm till 5am, somearly starts but at least our sleep is unbroken
She has just started laughing which is pretty wicked, always smiling such a happy contented kid
She still is sleeping through the night from about 8pm till 5am, somearly starts but at least our sleep is unbroken
She has just started laughing which is pretty wicked, always smiling such a happy contented kid
Lemonade Money
Les Medley
Too early. Need to break it to her gently that she's going to support Spurs.
parklane1
Tony Galvin
Never too early, I had Spurs baby grows bought even before my old lady bought the pan lids home.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
The little rascal
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Looks like me as a baby, poor kid haha
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
My little one is one today, the year has flown by
She is simply amazing the best single thing to ever happen to me, I love every moment I spend with her
She is simply amazing the best single thing to ever happen to me, I love every moment I spend with her
Rock Strongo
dodgy Dave Goosegog
Congrats and long may the good times last! I did not enjoy the other night when my littlest boy, who will be 3 on Friday, threw up all over both us in his bed.
Got a full schedule taking care of the kids this week with the wife being in Bergen attending a union meeting on negotiation skills. Hey wait! What? I agreed to let her go on a negotiation course? Christ, what have I done? Oh this can't be good.
Got a full schedule taking care of the kids this week with the wife being in Bergen attending a union meeting on negotiation skills. Hey wait! What? I agreed to let her go on a negotiation course? Christ, what have I done? Oh this can't be good.
NickTB
Kasey Keller
She obviously doesn't need a course in negotiation if she negotiated that one without you even realising it!
And congratulations Marky, happy birthday to the little one
Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
wait till they get older marky, little gits will bleed you dry and cause you so much worry
you will still love them though, and wait till you hear them say "I love you daddy" it will melt you.
you will still love them though, and wait till you hear them say "I love you daddy" it will melt you.
Bullet
Andy Thompson
This weekend my five year old was singing Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
This continued through Saturday and Sunday, must have been about three thousand times.
It wore thin after the third time.
Yet the government say you're not allowed to put them in a box or leave them outside or put them in the fridge... sheesh.
This continued through Saturday and Sunday, must have been about three thousand times.
It wore thin after the third time.
Yet the government say you're not allowed to put them in a box or leave them outside or put them in the fridge... sheesh.
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Wednesday morning, 7am.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Bombay.
Denmark Spur
Michael Carrick
Just so we can get all get in "Bullet-mood"...
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Ian Walker
The only down side of having a daughter is you miss out on the experience of having your son pee over you when you're changing his nappy.
parklane1
Tony Galvin
When both mine were babys i used to sing them asleep with Glory, Glory and they still remember it now. I now do it with my grandkids but only when their Dad is not there, he is a Norwich supporter.
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Yep.
Wheeeen Santa got stuck in the chimney, he began to shout
You girls and boys won't get any toys, if you don't pull me out
My beard is black, there's soot in my sack, my nose is tickly too
When Santa got stuck in the chimney, a-choo a-choo a-choo.
Tonight I was talking to him about young mascots meeting their football heroes but he was too young to have football heroes... I suggested that his hero was Superman (since he was playing with a Superman figure) and he said "No, my hero is Harry Kane because he always wins".
My heart swelled with pride.
Half an hour later he's refusing to go to sleep and singing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away, he lost his pants, down in France and found them in Bombay..."