El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
please can hayfever fudge off immediately. It has no benefit, there is no reason why people suffer from hayfever, just another example of the body getting moody because a foreign substance has moved in its territory. Please body stop being a moany bitch! A few bits of pollen won’t kill me but your insane overreaction might just drive me over the edge.
Went to bed tonight. Woke up coughing my lungs tonight. Woke up and had horrible taste in my mouth. A taste that I can only imagine is similar to the taste that I’d have in my mouth if I’d been down on a woman who was having a messy time of her month and hadn’t cleaned up in a few days!
I head outdoors running and have zero energy. Wonder why given that I can’t fudging sleep!! And then I see this hot woman, and you know I am looking great, ready to get new women in my life & well, nose turns on like a fudging hose! So I’m there awkwardly holding my arm in front of my face as I’m talking to her. It’s at that point that I gave up. On to the next one when my hayfever isn’t kicking my ass.
Hayfever is evil! I hate it and it needs to be forcibly ejected in to room 101.
Went to bed tonight. Woke up coughing my lungs tonight. Woke up and had horrible taste in my mouth. A taste that I can only imagine is similar to the taste that I’d have in my mouth if I’d been down on a woman who was having a messy time of her month and hadn’t cleaned up in a few days!
I head outdoors running and have zero energy. Wonder why given that I can’t fudging sleep!! And then I see this hot woman, and you know I am looking great, ready to get new women in my life & well, nose turns on like a fudging hose! So I’m there awkwardly holding my arm in front of my face as I’m talking to her. It’s at that point that I gave up. On to the next one when my hayfever isn’t kicking my ass.
Hayfever is evil! I hate it and it needs to be forcibly ejected in to room 101.
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