Hangover cures?

[Danishfurniturelover]

Jeez they get harder the older you get.

Went down the marina with this sweet girl from work. Meant to be a few of us but no one else turned up. Wetherspoons smells funny but it is well cheap.

Ended up in a pop up bar on seafront near the volleyball courts. She threw up the 18 pound bison burger right onto the volks railway track to the merriment of everyone in the bar.

Had an end of days feel to it because we all thought the would be another lockdown. Brighton was mad last night.

Despite the greens ruining the town we walked from the marina to the pier stopping at the bar on route and smoking a joint walking past the nudist beach watching two guys butt fcuking as people cheered them on reminded me why i love this town despite itself.

Im amazed how many of these 20 year olds have daddy issues. Guess that is something to be grateful for the rise in single parent families.

Seriously my throat is so dry right now.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I find that joining in with the guys down at the nudist beach takes the headache off my mind.

 

[markysimmo]

What did your wife say about you going on the tinkle with a young girl from work ??

 

[Grays_1890]

Blowing your custard usually helps

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

What did your wife say about you going on the tinkle with a young girl from work ??

The was meant to be 8 of us some older dome younger for a blow out for the kids going to university. We have a lovely team we all get along.

I love offering some advice to the lads on life. The girls come and talk to me about boy troubles. We have smoked some pot on overnight stock takes (which explained last years debacle)

I love pubs with different age groups in and i love working with different types of people. Is just a hobby job for me but it is my favourite one i had.

But louise on Saturday and we were having a great time both pretty drunk and high. I just think as she does not have a dad she called me that because well hell im pretty fcuking cool to be honest. Always get invited out on their birthdays and im 30 years older then most.

The wife was cool the next morning because she saw how hungover i was which means she knew i would be in no fit state to do anything. Just asked that i checked she got home alright. I told the cabbie not to move on till she had gone in the front door.

You know who i think i might be. The dude in the big lebowski. See if i can change this avatar if @milo will get over his fetish.

 

[milo]

You know who i think i might be. The dude in the big lebowski. See if i can change this avatar if @milo will get over his fetish.

I've changed your avatar for you. This is the character you meant, right?

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

I've changed your avatar for you. This is the character you meant, right?

Fcuking idiot

 

[milo]

Fcuking idiot

 

[Lemonade Money]

I've changed your avatar for you. This is the character you meant, right?

 

[milo]

 

[Daisuk]

I find that paracetamol, coffee, lots of water fresh air and as few kids as you can manage works fairly well.

 

[markysimmo]

A can of coke, a toss and pickle onion monster munch

 

[NoLimits01]

A can of coke, a toss and pickle onion monster munch

Why would you have a toss with a bag of pickle onion monster munch?

 

[nayenezgani]

Why would you have a toss with a bag of pickle onion monster munch?

You clearly haven't lived.

 

[markysimmo]

To

Why would you have a toss with a bag of pickle onion monster munch?

To get my strength back after ending

 

[Grays_1890]

A can of coke, a toss and pickle onion monster munch

A whole can of coke? A couple of liveners worked for me back in the day