Wow. When I started school, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I watched my first football match, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When i decided I loved football and started reading up about it, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I kissed my first girl, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I took my exams at school, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When i got with my first girlfriend, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I lost my virginity, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I passed my driving test, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I had my first legal drink in a pub, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When i graduated from uni Fergie was the manager of Man U. When i bought my first car, Fergie was the manager of Man U. When I got my first job, Fergie was the manager of Man U. I got married last year and Fergie was the manager of Man U.
I don't give a flying fudge about Man U generally, but I feel like part of my whole life has just ended!