Emmanuel Adebayor - Officially gone \o/

[Moby]

and then finishing up with a cheeky 'one off the Ron Weasley'

 

[glorygloryeze]

I write a slight typo and then unleash all that??

 

[DTA]

I write a slight typo and then unleash all that??

That's why this place is quality

 

[Jurgen the German]

Has he gone yet?

 

[Jordinho]

Has he gone yet?

I don't know, is it September yet?

 

[paxtonwolf]

I don't know, is it September 2016 yet?

Fixed


oh and yes, Dido, top dress (if you can call it that...)

 

[Nigeyman]

A chink of light from a cruddy source...but ray of hope nonetheless.....

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/788991422?-19389:793:0

 

[monkeybarry]

That's why this place is quality

Reading this on the sh1tter at work and trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

 

[Yiddo]

We can solve our striker problem if we just offer Adebayor £15m if he can score 30 premier league goals this season.

 

[the dza]

We can solve our striker problem if we just offer Adebayor £15m if he can score 30 premier league goals this season.

Nice idea, £500k per goal.

I can just imagine Eriksen chipping the keeper in the North London Derby, only for Ade to run through and smash the ball into an empty net from a yard out, giving it 'The Salute' to gooner fans and then our fans. Goal number 30 and a firework display (paid for by Ade) going off in a stadium stunned into silence.

 

[Finney Is Back]

Nice idea, £500k per goal.

I can just imagine Eriksen chipping the keeper in the North London Derby, only for Ade to run through and smash the ball into an empty net from a yard out, giving it 'The Salute' to gooner fans and then our fans. Goal number 30 and a firework display (paid for by Ade) going off in a stadium stunned into silence.

Only to turn round and see the linesman's flag has gone up for offside!

 

[wiziwig]

We can solve our striker problem if we just offer Adebayor £15m if he can score 30 premier league goals this season.

He can't score 30 in a season, the greats don't get that many . But even if Levy offered him £500,000 per goal however many he'd get, Ade would spend the next few months haggling for a better deal .

 

[Bullet]

He can't score 30 in a season, the greats don't get that many . But even if Levy offered him £500,000 per goal however many he'd get, Ade would spend the next few months haggling for a better deal .

£500k per goal or £100k per week... would he score more often than once every 5 weeks? Yes. Good deal for everyone. If only his aura wasn't juju flavour

 

[wiziwig]

£500k per goal OR £100k per week... would he score more often than once every 5 weeks? Yes. Good deal for everyone. If only his aura wasn't juju flavour

OR ? No way that's gonna happen. - replace with, AND / PLUS , your choosing. This is Ade we're dealing with.

 

[AVB]

Offer him 500k a goal and never let him play, off the wage bill

 

[Yiddo]

Sky sources understand that West Ham are confident in striking a deal which will see them take Adebayor on loan.

 

[Denmark Spur]

Rumour over at KUMB that Ade will have a medical at West Ham tomorrow

Pinch of salt and all that

 

[SpurMeUp]

It would take a lot more than a pinch of salt to make Ade palatable.

 

[Jurgen the German]

Rumour over at KUMB that Ade will have a medical at West Ham tomorrow

Pinch of salt and all that

I would be quite surprised if we deal with West Ham.

 

[Jordinho]

I would be quite surprised if we deal with West Ham.

Better sending him there on loan, where he can't play against us and they at least pay some of his wages, than having to pay all his wages. Given their general awfulness things will definitely get bad at some point.