Cardiff striker's plane goes missing

[Moby]

All I know is if I ordered a new kitchen and it fell of the lorry on the M25 and never turned up, I wouldn't be paying for it

This seems the perfect analogy. I see absolutely no problems or inconsistencies here at all. Nope.

 

[Moby]

In this case the kitchen arrived and was installed correctly, then over the weekend the salesman snuck into your house and ferreted it to a motorway services to say goodbye to a forklift truck, it then fell off the lorry on the way back.

Why would a kitchen be saying goodbye to a forklift?

 

[Baleforce]

Why would a kitchen be saying goodbye to a forklift?

It’s a metafork

 

[Moby]

It’s a metafork

Have you ever metafork?

 

[monkeybarry]

Have you ever metafork?

I spooned one.

 

[Grays_1890]

This seems the perfect analogy. I see absolutely no problems or inconsistencies here at all. Nope.

It was a purposely silly analogy to get this kind of response, worked a treat

 

[Lemonade Money]

I spooned one.

On a knife edge?

 

[r-u-s-x]

All I know is if I ordered a new kitchen and it fell of the lorry on the M25 and never turned up, I wouldn't be paying for it

You didn't pay for delivery though so the shop you brought it from is right to tell you to swivel, unfortunately you hired a man with a van who isn't properly insured.

 

[Moby]

It was a purposely silly analogy to get this kind of response, worked a treat

So was mine, also worked bang on

 

[Moby]

I spooned one.

Very knife

 

[monkeybarry]

On a knife edge?

It was.
Then I got forked over. Total stab in the back.

 

[Lemonade Money]

It was.
Then I got forked over. Total stab in the back.

Was you cut Larry? I mean Barry.

 

[Grays_1890]

More on this, pilot was not qualified to fly at night. McKay paid for the flight...

Dodgy as fook that McKay lad

 

[Moby]

More on this, pilot was not qualified to fly at night. McKay paid for the flight...

Dodgy as fook that McKay lad

I read it was because he was colour blind.

Is that an issue?

Sea? Dark blue.
Sky? Light blue.

Just always aim above one the line where the dark one turns to the light one.

 

[Baleforce]

I read it was because he was colour blind.

Is that an issue?

Sea? Dark blue.
Sky? Light blue.

Just always aim above one the line where the dark one turns to the light one.

Green and red indication lights.

 

[Moby]

Green and red indication lights.

Hmmmm, that seems like bad planning...:

 

[Jordinho]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1121753849415524352

 

[metalgear]

So sad for the family

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[Jordinho]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1143197182625034240

 

[scaramanga]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1143197182625034240

fudging scumbag. No surprise which manager is his best mate, is it?