monkeybarry
Jack Jull
One of those situations where saying nowt is surely the best option...
"Maaaate. A maaate. At Yates's last night right, got talking to this proper sort. Tight pink dress, thong to match - well, I think it was her thong (oi oi). Chatting away, I'm there impressing her wiv the Dong Pering Yon. Hitting it right off. I've still got it, know what I mean."
"Cool sorry. Yeah I know who you mean. She'll be down in a minute. Stick kettle on....."