From the Pepsi school of PR:
Some brilliant replies:
"I think someone carved "Wenger out" in the cheese"
"You're blatantly the biggest spread of this table"
"I reckon that chocolate cake is faster than Jose Fonte over 10 yards"
"I'd be more worried about Burton desserts next season if I were you."
Some brilliant replies:
"I think someone carved "Wenger out" in the cheese"
"You're blatantly the biggest spread of this table"
"I reckon that chocolate cake is faster than Jose Fonte over 10 yards"
"I'd be more worried about Burton desserts next season if I were you."