Bent is just a finisher, he can't pass, he can't hold the ball up, he's not great at winning the ball in the air and keeping it, he usually has the lowest touches of any player per match than anyone other player in the league.
No, his strike rate is good enough but the rest of him is not. Look at who you're comparing him to there.
Welbeck - Doesn't score goals. 1 League goal in 10 apps, Evans, Evra and Rafael beat that, as does Kagawa. Fletcher, Vidic, Nani, Anderson, Powell, Buttner and Scholes equal it.
Hernandez - This is a fairer comparison because they're both finishers rather than anything else. There is more to Hernandez's game than Bent's, but it's close enough to look at them both as finishers. Hernandez is the better finisher and isn't first choice.
Defoe - There's an argument that Defoe isn't top 5 quality, but this is a decent comparison too. Defoe does offer far more than Bent, but Bent is taller and faster. This season is rare because Defoe isn't usually first choice for us.
Adebayor - There's no comparison here. Ade does 20 things, Bent does about 3.
Giroud - Hasn't even had a full season in the PL yet, so it's hard to judge. To be honest, when Arsenal play hoofball and forget how to play the ball on the ground to their team mates, they don't hoof the ball to Giroud, so I'm not sure what kind of target man he'd make. I'm not even sure how good he is at passing, even though Arsenal don't usually sign people that can't pass. He doesn't strike me as a pure finisher though (probably due to his early inability to finish), so I'm sure there's something more to his game, but at the end of the season I might have a better idea. For the first few games he was labelled a flop anyway. He has only started scoring recently.
Dzeko - This guy isn't a pure finisher, if he was a pure finisher then he'd be a waste of 30 mil or so... He probably still is a waste of 30m or so, but City seem to pay twice what most players are worth. He is 3rd choice though.
In conclusion if there is a place for Bent in top 5 teams, it's as a sub to come on and try to score a goal in the last 20 minutes of games when his team is losing. There's no way any of these teams would play him in a big game out of choice rather than desperation.
So on the flip side, surely a lower league team would love a player like Bent?
Villa seem to take him off at half time if he starts at all, they seem to get worse results when he plays, they have a better striker. Villa are the worst side in the league.
Bent belongs to a collection of footballers that focus on doing one thing but really lacks all round skills to make them viable in a good team. There is a formula to find out if Bent is worth playing, it's basically the Sunderland scenario. If a team has no one to score goals, but creates a couple of chances they need a good finisher, but they can only go with Bent if they don't want their striker to offer anything else on the ball, he can't be relied upon to hold the ball up or create anything. If the team wants to dominate possession they can't have him either. So he can fit into a side that is decent at defending.
Goalkeepers with no feet, defenders that can't pass, strikers that only finish.. They are all too limited to really shine. Each would be a huge weakness for a team and as such tend to live on sub benches or are taken on by clubs that aren't huge and need a good shotstopper, someone good at defending or someone that scores goals.
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I completely agree with this.
The only thing I will say in Benteke's defence is that it's a bit early to judge him. His first season in the league, he is young and he plays for a really brick team. Early in the season he couldn't control the ball, shoot or do much of anything. Lately he has improved, whether it's just a case of his early form was brick and won't come back or whether he might be prone to relapses is hard to say for sure.
He might go on to play for a better club, score 20 goals in the league and prove me wrong, but I don't see how he can possibly be worth it. We're not being offered him for free, if Villa go down and they have a fire sale, then we might be able to get him cheaply. He'd be a good shout for a sub if he costs a few mil, if he costs 20m we can't just sit him on the bench.
He's definitely better than Villa but I'm not sure he's Champions League.
I'm not sure he can hold the ball up well enough for us. Looking at his stats, he seems to foul someone once for every 2 shots he takes.
There's no way he's good enough to start for us.
Both of those guys can't stay onside to save their lives though, they actually make Defoe and Ade look good when it comes to that.
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TLDR: Take away Bent's goals and he's brick. A player like that traditionally does not play for a top team.
I'd rather we didn't buy Benteke, unless he's very very very cheap and willing to sit on the bench.