Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - Licence To Stand

[metalgear]

i quite agree with a very systematic erection.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

I have no idea how buildings are built. It all seems rather complicated and I'm glad I'm not involved.

Closest I've come to building a building is on Theme Hospital and everyone died.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

I have to go past this monstrouserty every day, and laugh at it each time. Ours will be 1,462,465,635,779,000 times better than that garbage.

 

[Kandi1977]

View attachment 3172 I have to go past this monstrouserty every day, and laugh at it each time. Ours will be 1,462,465,635,779,000 times better than that garbage.

At least ours will be flat and not flipped 90 degrees

 

[Daisuk]

 

[billyiddo]

That's quite a distance between the upper and lower tiers

 

[Jordinho]

 

[Bullet]

What a load of arse. Those bird boxes will cost about thruppence, but the drawings cost a grand+

 

[Seedy Ron]

What a load of arse. Those bird boxes will cost about thruppence, but the drawings cost a grand+

Lev will have had about 37 meetings about bird box design.

 

[mephitis]

Well.......


You!

 

[Rorschach]

This is my favourite thread.

 

[vinny]

The blue bit below stadium with pitch markings on, is that the old pitch? Wow this is going to be huge

 

[7percent]

I'd like to see some bat boxes too.

 

[7percent]

..and a badger sett

 

[billyiddo]

The blue bit below stadium with pitch markings on, is that the old pitch? Wow this is going to be huge

I think it's a five a side pitch on the public space which has been mentioned before

 

[Gazza]

I think it's a five a side pitch on the public space which has been mentioned before

I think you will find its going to be for the away team to "warm up" whilst thousands of spurs can "watch" them before the game.

A friendly welcome.

 

[Gazza]

In addition to this I think we should have a "hooligan" tunnel. Hear me out ...

So the away team coach drives through a tunnel just before arriving at whl, the tunnel is lined either sides with plastic half empties and possibly the odd egg or tomato, at which point they are catapulted with speed and accuracy to create maximum affect without mis firing etc.

Also an idea I nicked from Highbury ... we can paint hooligans on the interior and they can shout obscenities. I like to think of it as a hooligan time tunnel.

They start off with "good luck With those shorts you nincompoops" from the black and white era, followed with full on savagery from the 70's and as the bus exits we find ourselves in the future where hooliganism has turned into PC "banter" like "boo but we don't like red, not being racist or anything".

It would mean less policing and real hooligans can stay at home.

 

[Daisuk]

In addition to this I think we should have a "hooligan" tunnel. Hear me out ...

So the away team coach drives through a tunnel just before arriving at whl, the tunnel is lined either sides with plastic half empties and possibly the odd egg or tomato, at which point they are catapulted with speed and accuracy to create maximum affect without mis firing etc.

Also an idea I nicked from Highbury ... we can paint hooligans on the interior and they can shout obscenities. I like to think of it as a hooligan time tunnel.

They start off with "good luck With those shorts you nincompoops" from the black and white era, followed with full on savagery from the 70's and as the bus exits we find ourselves in the future where hooliganism has turned into PC "banter" like "boo but we don't like red, not being racist or anything".

It would mean less policing and real hooligans can stay at home.

Is there any reason you aren't hired as a creative executive by Tottenham Hotspur?

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

..and a badger sett

Is that normal badgers or honey badgers welcome?

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

In addition to this I think we should have a "hooligan" tunnel. Hear me out ...

So the away team coach drives through a tunnel just before arriving at whl, the tunnel is lined either sides with plastic half empties and possibly the odd egg or tomato, at which point they are catapulted with speed and accuracy to create maximum affect without mis firing etc.

Also an idea I nicked from Highbury ... we can paint hooligans on the interior and they can shout obscenities. I like to think of it as a hooligan time tunnel.

They start off with "good luck With those shorts you nincompoops" from the black and white era, followed with full on savagery from the 70's and as the bus exits we find ourselves in the future where hooliganism has turned into PC "banter" like "boo but we don't like red, not being racist or anything".

It would mean less policing and real hooligans can stay at home.

RACIST!