The quntiest team of all time - centre forward/striker

[milo]

Right. Enough of all this positivity. Let's pick the quntiest team of all time.

We'll have a different thread for each position over the coming weeks. The thread will be open for a while for nominations and the most frequently mentioned players will be going into a poll on the same thread.

The team will line up 4-4-2. Old style.

Anyone who comes into the thread, doesn't read what we're doing and posts their full best team of all time, gets laughed at.

Our final position in the team, centre forward/striker. Another strong position. We'll take this one as a pair, so two votes each once we have our shortlist.

Who is the biggest qunt ever to play up front? A poll will be added when we have a bit of a chat and enough players.

 

[Jordinho]

Costa
Drogba
Van Persie
Ronaldo again
Adebayor
Alan Smith (both of them)
Rudi Völler
Bellamy
Suarez
Neymar
Tevez
Shearer
Balotelli

 

[Kandi1977]

WOW! That's an epic list of qunts! Can we just play a 1-2-7 formation? Too many massive qunts will miss out. I have doubts about Shearer though. Don't think he qualifies. And you missed Ibrahimovic!

 

[Aldo]

Olivier Giroud
Nile Ranger
Lee Hughes
Jamie Vardy
Andy Johnson
Marlon King

 

[spitshine]

John Fashanu
what he did to our dear captain was outright thuggery

 

[scaramanga]

Olivier Giroud
Nile Ranger
Lee Hughes
Jamie Vardy
Andy Johnson
Marlon King

I think for a team of all time they need to be players people will remember in a few years.

 

[Jordinho]

WOW! That's an epic list of qunts! Can we just play a 1-2-7 formation? Too many massive qunts will miss out. I have doubts about Shearer though. Don't think he qualifies. And you missed Ibrahimovic!

Shearer is a clam in my world. His elbows alone qualify him.

 

[milo]

Shearer is a clam in my world. His elbows alone qualify him.

I agree. He was a dirty qunt.

 

[Jordinho]

I can't believe I forgot about Henry.

 

[parklane1]

John Fashanu
what he did to our dear captain was outright thuggery

Great shout.

 

[jts1882]

Ronaldo, Van Persie and Suarez are certainties. Costa has made a vast impression in a short time. Vardy is a prime qunt but this is a list of footballers who are qunts.

Shearer also ranks as a pundit with his he is entitled to go down nonsense and was clearly an inspiration for Huth and fellaini who have developed Shearers skillset in their own way.

Lots of options, but we shouldn't forget Maradona.

 

[scaramanga]

Ronaldo, Van Persie and Suarez are certainties. Costa has made a vast impression in a short time. Vardy is a prime qunt but this is a list of footballers who are qunts.

Shearer also ranks as a pundit with his he is entitled to go down nonsense and was clearly an inspiration for Huth and fellaini who have developed Shearers skillset in their own way.

Lots of options, but we shouldn't forget Maradona.

Maradona is a great call. And Suarez has it all. Racism, cheating, violence, the victims love him - what else could you ask for in a qunt?

 

[Baleforce]

Ian Wright
Hasselbaink

 

[milo]

John Fashanu
what he did to our dear captain was outright thuggery

The way he treated his brother was very qunty too.

 

[milo]

I think that I am going to find it hard to look beyond Suarez for one of the positions, as @scaramanga says, he's got it all when it comes to this team.

 

[dawaxman]

Kevin Davies
Henry
Wright

 

[milo]

Big Dunc was a qunt

 

[Aldo]

I think for a team of all time they need to be players people will remember in a few years.

For most of them the Crown Prosecution Service has seen to that.

 

[Aldo]

Andy Gray (the one that was a qunt)

 

[spitshine]

The way he treated his brother was very qunty too.

I wasn't aware - was it because his brother came out?