Raoul Duke
Gordon Durie
Twunt!
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The 2013-14 " Lawro the Twunt says..." thread
- Thread starter Denmark Spur
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the fox in the box
Øyvind Leonhardsen
how could he be so wrong, lucky I like him
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El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Agree Galeforce, it's nonsense mumblings if analysis. It's the kinda discussion that you'd expect from someone down the pub, not someone being paid a lot of money for his footballing thoughts.
Gazza Dazzla
Chris Perry
So Saudi Sportswashing Machine were great in their last game, tactics spot on, Spurs struggle to score. Therefore 2-0 spurs! Does he even read his analysis before putting down his score?
It's gonna be 1-0 anyway.
It's gonna be 1-0 anyway.
Hahaha you don't think he actually writes the analysis do you??????? He gets his twuntsistant at the BBC to do that for him. All he does each week is write his lists of twunt-jangling score predictions which follow the same formula every week.
Out of the two expensive Spanish strikers that came to the Premier League in the summer, Emirates Marketing Project definitely got the better one in Alvaro Negredo.
Ten games in and we can definitely make that call now. I mean, nothing is going to change between now and May.
Ten games in and we can definitely make that call now. I mean, nothing is going to change between now and May.
screen nayim
John Gorman
THFC6061
Paul Robinson
Emirates Marketing Project v Tottenham Hotspur (Sunday, 13:30 GMT)
Emirates Marketing Project boss Manuel Pellegrini has got a decision to make about whether to recall goalkeeper Joe Hart after he did so well for England against Germany in midweek.
Even if it does not happen this weekend, it is only a matter of time before Hart gets back in the City team. He showed us against Germany that he is still a very good goalkeeper. Nobody really doubted that, it was just his decision-making that was causing problems.
Tottenham are another team that cannot find the net. I know they are a counter-attacking team but they do not carry a goal threat and, the sort of form Sergio Aguero is in, they will have to be very careful sitting back at the Etihad Stadium.
David Silva is out, which is a blow for City, but I still think they will end up winning. I can actually see them going through the whole season unbeaten at home.
Lawro's prediction: Emirates Marketing Project 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Lawro's 2013-14 Predictions
Emirates Marketing Project boss Manuel Pellegrini has got a decision to make about whether to recall goalkeeper Joe Hart after he did so well for England against Germany in midweek.
Even if it does not happen this weekend, it is only a matter of time before Hart gets back in the City team. He showed us against Germany that he is still a very good goalkeeper. Nobody really doubted that, it was just his decision-making that was causing problems.
Tottenham are another team that cannot find the net. I know they are a counter-attacking team but they do not carry a goal threat and, the sort of form Sergio Aguero is in, they will have to be very careful sitting back at the Etihad Stadium.
David Silva is out, which is a blow for City, but I still think they will end up winning. I can actually see them going through the whole season unbeaten at home.
Lawro's prediction: Emirates Marketing Project 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Lawro's 2013-14 Predictions
THFC6061
Paul Robinson
True, Spurs have had the third most goal attempts (117) in the Premier League this season - only Liverpool (134) and Emirates Marketing Project (125) have had more.
Lawro doesn't watch football, he still thinks Harry is our manager!
the fox in the box
Øyvind Leonhardsen
only 2? he is too kind!
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2-0 is Lawro's default score when he thinks the team on the end of the score line have no hope of winning! He rarely commits to a team getting a proper tonking!
the fox in the box
Øyvind Leonhardsen
yeah I know his predictable formula and most of the time predict his predictions!
I'm just taking the **** out of the doom and gloom on this forum. You'd think we are in a relegation battle and our star player (O'hara) is injured for 4 months...
Denmark Spur
Michael Carrick
Tottenham v Man Utd (12:00 GMT)
I know Tottenham got taken apart by Emirates Marketing Project last week but that is going to happen to the majority of teams who go to Etihad Stadium this season. People seem to have forgotten it happened to Manchester United a couple of months ago too.
Still, I have been reading reports that Spurs boss Andre Villas-Boas is nearly out and I do not understand why on earth they would be going down that road at this stage of the season, when they have got three points more than they did after 12 games last year.
I can understand some of the criticism that Villas-Boas is getting because his side have got to go through the gears quicker going forward.
They need to whip some crosses in and help Roberto Soldado out because he is a penalty-box player who is not getting the right service. At the moment the wingers are coming inside and it is very difficult for him to make the right run.
Spurs are ninth but they are also only four points off second place in one of the most open Premier League seasons in years.
But what their fans seriously want to see is their team playing the right way. I get that, I really do, but they also want to be back in the Champions League - and they need to be realistic.
They should not get too carried away by a run of good results, or any poor form such as their current run.
If they look at the bigger picture, they have signed a lot of players and Villas-Boas does not know what his best team is at the moment. He needs time to do that.
Manchester United are not the team you want to play when you are trying to get back to winning ways, but people are getting carried away with their 5-0 win over Bayer Leverkusen in the Champions League too.
It was an absolutely outstanding result and United are now 11 games unbeaten in all competitions, but it was not as if their performance in Germany was anything special.
Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney were outstanding but Leverkusen were ordinary at best and it will be interesting to see what team David Moyes selects against Spurs after they slipped up at Cardiff last week.
I am expecting Tottenham to come out and have a go at them and, if it is a nice open game, I can see it ending up a high-scoring draw.
Lawro's prediction: 2-2
I know Tottenham got taken apart by Emirates Marketing Project last week but that is going to happen to the majority of teams who go to Etihad Stadium this season. People seem to have forgotten it happened to Manchester United a couple of months ago too.
Still, I have been reading reports that Spurs boss Andre Villas-Boas is nearly out and I do not understand why on earth they would be going down that road at this stage of the season, when they have got three points more than they did after 12 games last year.
I can understand some of the criticism that Villas-Boas is getting because his side have got to go through the gears quicker going forward.
They need to whip some crosses in and help Roberto Soldado out because he is a penalty-box player who is not getting the right service. At the moment the wingers are coming inside and it is very difficult for him to make the right run.
Spurs are ninth but they are also only four points off second place in one of the most open Premier League seasons in years.
But what their fans seriously want to see is their team playing the right way. I get that, I really do, but they also want to be back in the Champions League - and they need to be realistic.
They should not get too carried away by a run of good results, or any poor form such as their current run.
If they look at the bigger picture, they have signed a lot of players and Villas-Boas does not know what his best team is at the moment. He needs time to do that.
Manchester United are not the team you want to play when you are trying to get back to winning ways, but people are getting carried away with their 5-0 win over Bayer Leverkusen in the Champions League too.
It was an absolutely outstanding result and United are now 11 games unbeaten in all competitions, but it was not as if their performance in Germany was anything special.
Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney were outstanding but Leverkusen were ordinary at best and it will be interesting to see what team David Moyes selects against Spurs after they slipped up at Cardiff last week.
I am expecting Tottenham to come out and have a go at them and, if it is a nice open game, I can see it ending up a high-scoring draw.
Lawro's prediction: 2-2