K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Tom Huddlestone
I reckon its going be dry in the first half but then tinkle down with rain today in the 2nd and the following will happen.
Utd will take the lead through an own goal.
We will score an equaliser through a scrappy online bundle, possibly handball but VAR will give it
Then we will take a quick corner and a UTD player will score an own goal header just before half time.
Then in the 2nd half it will pi55 down with rain and Porro will score an absolute screamer into the top left corner to make it 3-1 and game over.
Camera will will focus on Beckham in the rain whilst we sing
"Posh spice is a slapper, she wears a wonderbra, and whilst shes shagging Beckham, she thinks of Ginola".
We will also see Roy Kean get booked and Freund will be seen running up to him say something in his ear and Freundy not stopping but sprinting off bricking himself.
You forgot to add a lot of the crowd will embarrass the club and make our fans look like a bunch of entitled yobs.