Dr Rosenrosen
Ramon Vega
ok, you've beaten me, i've read that four times and I can't see the hat pun, where is it?
Take the first letter of every third word from the even-numbered lines, and take the third letter of every other word from the odd-numbered lines, reverse them, remove the vowels and replace them with their next adjacent consonant, translate it into Old German. Then ascribe a numerical value to each letter. Do the sums. Take that number and find the Old Testament verse containing same. In the original Amharaic, you'll find an old joke which, roughly translated, relates to a snake on a farm hiding under some hay, pretending to be a vacuum salesman from Boston named Milner, the punch line of which is, 'I didn't know that was your wife. I thought it was an articulated lorry wearing a fascinator."
Get it? Milner. Milliner.
Duh.