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OMG I hate this world. What has it come to..

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So, I go to Bruno Mars with a lady that I guess I can call my girlfriend. We are in the VIP section and we are having a great time. 6-30 til 9-15 drinking.

Comes to the show and we get to our seats, everyone's happy, I even see my nieces a few blocks away as they call me and I say hello, I look cool.

Me and my mrs, ok I'll call her that are getting on well. I'm a bit drunk.

I then, after Bruno comes on, accidentally spill my whole pint over the two ladies in front of me who are disgusted but I'm like, woah that idiot behind me is silly and I can't believe he did that, my back is wet etc.... So I try to cover up my tracks.

The couple seem fine. anyway , I come back from getting another drink and I'm ****ing escorted out by a woman and another 2 guys to discuss what just happened. Apparently the girls in front are wanting their clothes dry cleaned as I spilt my drink on them? These O2 people wanted my name address and everything.

I said bollox my name is this and that and I'm gong to my seat, as I accidentally spilt a drink.

I then said, **** if, someone behind me pushed me and I spilt my drink because of them so I want them behind me to answer to what I did. Any way I went to my seat with my supposed Gf.

Sat down, and these 2 fat girls in front were not happy so I said to them and these are my words "you ****ing idiots I can't believe you told the stewards, I didn't spill it on purpose"

And their response ... "Stewards he swore at me he's being aggressive blah blah "

So me and my gf gt thrown out of our seats, VIP seats given to me by my colleague at work (which I paid for) and I defended myself and
My gf vigorously and the O2 people actually felt sorry for us but they had to move us to thoe other side, which ironically were better seats.

Moral to the story is,

People are absolute ****s.

That is all.

I was ****ing fuming, but somehow I won. Those two women were actually fat, and ugly
 
Haha, those girls have apparently never been to a concert before! Getting spilled beer on is almost part of the experience. I thought the twist here was going to be something about your "almost" GF breaking up with you or something, since you were writing so cautiously about it in the opening passage, hehe.
 
I must try that next time.. got better seats you say

You should go to ticketmaster or something similar and look at the Facebook app that says I sat here blah blah. I had a wonderful time blah blah. See if you can find them. And then thank the fat bints via a dummy account for getting you better seats. Make sure all there friends see what they did.
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
Haha Bruno Mars, he's quality lads. Ok a bit gay, but wait til I tell you I got JT tickets for April......wahooooooo!
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Insert facepalm image here.

Your original question's relevant - what is wrong with the world when a grown man listens to Bruno Mars?

I'm glad I don't even know what a JT is as I'm sure I'd just be disappointed.
 
scaramanga said:
Insert facepalm image here.

Your original question's relevant - what is wrong with the world when a grown man listens to Bruno Mars?

I'm glad I don't even know what a JT is as I'm sure I'd just be disappointed.
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glad i'm not the only one, i'm assuming (and hoping) its not john terry
 
Hmm, Boonie and GinolaGinolaGinola both have almost identical experiences??? Well that's uncanny... what are the chances of that then?
 
well someone is always to blame for something that is the world we live in now.

To be honest i would have done the same and made a complaint if some **** head who can not hold onto a glass split it down my back, the days when you could just someone a good kicking are long gone. Also as others have said your taste in music disgusts me as a man who has hearing.
 
Thought this thread was going to be about those women released from sex slavery after 30 years, but this is much more horrific.

Bruno Mars for Gods sake. At least their captor had the decency to play some Fleetwood Mac.
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
Moral to the story is,

People are absolute ****s.
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I can agree with this.

You were drunk (drinking for over 3 hours) and spilt a full pint on someone, and are surprised they complained, and were then surprised they complained when you shouted at them.

You really are a grade A ****.

Also, Bruno Mars ffs.
 
Bullet said:
I can agree with this.

You were drunk (drinking for over 3 hours) and spilt a full pint on someone, and are surprised they complained, and were then surprised they complained when you shouted at them.

You really are a grade A ****.

Also, Bruno Mars ffs.
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Bullet. Don't call me a Cnut. It's not on. I have banter. If it's banter then great. But please done call me that if you actually think I am one
 
I regularly pick my family members up at North Greenwich station and see the type of people who go to the events there, almost half of them are "tired and emotional" and I would imagine an evening with them as hellish. Allowing people who have been drinking for over 2 hours into the performing area with more alcohol is just asking for trouble, I suppose that's why it's banned at football.
 
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