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*Official OMT Tottenham v Fulham*

Man of the match


  • Total voters
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If Poch had English as his first language, he'd practically be shouting at the press: "See? When I talk about faith and belief, THAT is exactly what I am talking about"
 
A couple of nice forward runs from Vertonghen doesn't make up for how awful he was defensively in that first half.
 
Hey, can anyone fill me in on the media jizz fest in how brilliant our last minute winner was? The glorifying of the beautiful footwork and snappy passes to get the ball out for GKN to whip in a pinpoint cross for Winks - effectively a DM - to get on the end of? And to give context of no kane, son (and others injured) and Dele off too? I’m sure there’s lots about the winning mentallty that shows.
 
Okay, Trippier was sh*te, but I've grown very used to that. Llorente was beyond sh*te, but I guess that's the best that can be expected from a 34-year-old bench-warmer in his first PL start in GHod knows how long (if ever).

Winks was a GHod. Verts was great. Rose ended up being great after a godawful first half. Sanchez was honestly up-and-down, but after tinkling off that c*nt Mitrovic so much that he tried to bodyslam him, I'm giving him a 10/10. My only regret there is that he didn't flick V's at Mitrovic after the goal - would have been funny to see him get sent off (if that bent ref could manage it) and then see a real Colombian smackdown in return. :p

The rest were okay. Eriksen had one moment of brilliance, was subdued otherwise. Alli likewise. Toby was okay. Lloris was...okay. Lamela was pretty sh*te.

And we have 3 points. And that's all that matters.

For endless catharsis after that utter sh*thousery, have the winning goal again (and again, and again) -


Edit: And well fudging done, Georges Kevin N'Koudou. If you never do anything else in a Spurs shirt, you will have done enough. :)

Love it. But jeepers I thought Alderweireld was going to kick Winks in the head when he fell back on the floor. Optical illusion
 
Mitrovic is a fudging bully as well and little else. Sanchez getting booked was laughable, he did fudge all wrong.

Dav did frustrate me giving away a petulant free kick at the end. No need for it and was very immature having stood up to that prick for most of the day. Fortunately Fulham made a mess of said free kick and it played a role in us getting the winner.
Still have no idea why Sanchez and Rose got booked.
 
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