markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
If I made a ****o it would be called "2 ****s Too Much" with the punchline "2 ****s is NEVER too much"
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If I made a ****o it would be called "2 ****s Too Much" with the punchline "2 ****s is NEVER too much"
El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Transformers Extinction..*flush*
Complete turd of a film and, at 2 hours 45 minutes, it may require a few flushes to get rid of the stink of that one!
Complete turd of a film and, at 2 hours 45 minutes, it may require a few flushes to get rid of the stink of that one!
SteveAWOL
Chris Jones
I saw Dark of the Moon at Waterloo IMAX but even a screen the height of 5 double decker buses combined with an 11kw sound system couldn't make up for how bad that movie was... sounds like the latest instalment takes the Transformers franchise to new lows!
El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
No real depth to the characters, no evolution of the characters, well not to the extent that perhaps could be anticipated with a film that long. The ending is quite strange, it does and it doesn't make sense. There's a climatic showdown between characters but strangely, one of the main characters is excluded from this battle, strange given the context of the film.
The film also cuts from scene to scene to solve outstanding problems. The dialogue is chunky and the camera work for some of the fight sequences isn't the best. You end up feeling as if the film should be half as long, with half as many fight sequences and perhaps, with a bit more shine, they could have had an ok film.
No Transformers movie needs to be 2 hours 45 minutes long...there's no justification for it.
The film also cuts from scene to scene to solve outstanding problems. The dialogue is chunky and the camera work for some of the fight sequences isn't the best. You end up feeling as if the film should be half as long, with half as many fight sequences and perhaps, with a bit more shine, they could have had an ok film.
No Transformers movie needs to be 2 hours 45 minutes long...there's no justification for it.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
All these new films seem to be well over 2 hours long, they seriously dont need to be its so annoying...
El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Yup. Fair enough if the film has the sufficient level of depth to justify being that long but otherwise....NO!
I really can't understand the logic of creating a film that is over 2 hours in length just for the sake of it.
clownfoot
Goran Bunjevcevic
Directed by Michael Bay was enough to put me off
stinkfoot
Eidur Gudjohnsen
We had avoided the first one as I thought it would be **** but after all the great reviews of the second we watched the first on Saturday and it is hilarious so I'm looking forward to the second now!
DHSF
Les Ferdinand
I agree. Good looking guy to boot haha
Jonah Hill on the other hand - I have this irrational dislike for him. Not sure why I dislike him so much, not like I know him personally. He isnt on par with that **** Bieber but only because he isnt in the media as much as Bieber****.
El Guepardo
Rafael Van Der Vaart
I agree with the praise for the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I went to see it tonight and thought that it was excellent.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Watched it tonight, woooooooooooooooooooooooowzers !!! absolutely brilliant
paxtonwolf
Tony Marchi
This is what I like to read.
Booked in for Tuesday night in 3D. Watched Rise again last night just to get in the mood for Tuesday. Really looking forward to this