Hootnow
Jermaine Jenas
I genuinely don't know how people could live any other way. Do people really go about their lives feeling that others are better than them?
I just assumed it was like driving where everyone assumes they're the best.
Well how do I do this without sounding like I'm trying to be horrible....
I'm also a big believer of logic and facts Scara. So I'll do this for both of us so as not to appear too harsh.
Are either of us the richest men in the world? The fastest? The strongest? Are we the smartest? Am I the best doctor in the world/you the best businessman? Do we have the biggest houses? Are we the happiest? Do we have the best and most looking wives? Do we have the best friends? Are the most attractive men in the world? Are we the most desirable men in the world? Are we the most multi lingual? Have we made many inventions between us? Had a discernible impact on human history? Picked up many noble prizes between us?
I could go on but I'm sure you'll agree that men as important as us have more important things to be getting on with
We've even managed to fudge up choosing the team we support. I love Tottenham but there is nothing logical in following this team that breaks hearts more often than it provides overwhelming joy. We'd have been better off choosing the likes of Real or Man Utd... Or at least in more regular visits to the West End. As I'm sure you'd agree.