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Joe Hart

Add him to the following list Cudicini, Frediel, Vorm, Cerny etc,etc. Mainly back up keepers who have been slagged of by s ome fans for not being as good as our number one. The mind boggles.
 
We've needed a proper number 2 for years. Vorm wasnt up to scratch, neither was Gazza, neither is Hart.

Just that Lloris turns 34 soon so the need is becoming increasingly urgent, and needs addressing in the summer


A Poor night for Hart doesn’t stop Gazza being woeful.

Think we will go for a new keeper in the summer.
 
Add him to the following list Cudicini, Frediel, Vorm, Cerny etc,etc. Mainly back up keepers who have been slagged of by s ome fans for not being as good as our number one. The mind boggles.

True, they were all on another level compared to Hart though, he really is brick.

He is unquestionably the worst keeper we have ever had, he makes Alnwick look like Zoff, Daines look like Yashin, Mimms like Schmeichel.
 
where is that from? tremendous
Ivor Baddiel the brother of David Baddiel, half of the Skinner Baddiel partnership behind the "Three Lions" song. From his first football match at the tender age of 7 he has been a football fanatic suporting Chelsea
 
Add him to the following list Cudicini, Frediel, Vorm, Cerny etc,etc. Mainly back up keepers who have been slagged of by s ome fans for not being as good as our number one. The mind boggles.

The first two were well respected TBH, Frediel was our number 1 for a long time too.

Hart is not very good, thats all. He didnt stake it at Burnley or West Ham and has a clear issue diving to his left which was highlighted at Emirates Marketing Project.
 
Never seen anyone slag backup gks at Spurs for not being as good as the no.1. Sounds like typical made up nonsense to me.

Every back up keeper we have had has been slagged off at times for not being good enough compered to who our number one choice was/is, which is pretty stupid because if they were as good the number one they would be number one. Sounds like someone has selective reading.:p
 
This guy is going to ruin our season, I've had a premonition, I've seen it.

I'll hold my hands up, if he saves an Aubameyang scorpion kick from 30 yards out, flying into the top corner, I'll hold my hands up and rub his massive neck with lavender oil.

But I fear the worst.
 
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This guy is going to ruin our season, I've had a premonition, I've seen it.

I'll old my hands up, if he saves an Aubameyang scorpion kick from 30 yards out, flying into the top corner, I'll hold my hands up and rub his massive neck with lavender oil.

But I fear the worst.
Surely that only works if he then outs on a mask of zoro afterwards, does some weird shot hand symbol and throws the ball in the net
 
It’s not that Hart’s not the best keeper in the squad, it’s that he’s not even the best keeper in the starting 11.
 
This guy is going to ruin our season, I've had a premonition, I've seen it.

I'll hold my hands up, if he saves an Aubameyang scorpion kick from 30 yards out, flying into the top corner, I'll hold my hands up and rub his massive neck with lavender oil.

But I fear the worst.
From what I’ve seen so far if we manage to beat Goons with Hart in goal it will be the greatest redemption story since Darth Vader
 
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