DubaiSpur
Ian Walker
Office monkey or not, us armchair experts know exactly what is best having watched some matches here and there, listened to some podcasts and some YouTube analysis of tactics and crucially have never lost a game at the highest(or any) level of management….
Eh. There's two sides to this - on the one hand, there is the risk of thinking you know better than a professional football manager, but on the other, professional managers are sometimes not making decisions any of us couldn't have made.
An example is in the Bundesliga a couple of years ago when some coach (iirc) was interviewed after a game, and the interviewer said something like 'Spielverlagerung [note: football tactics website] has outlined how you set up with three at the back to allow your players more lateral space to make line-breaking passes that bypass the first and second pressing triggers of your opponents, did that work today?'
And the coach, surprised, responded, 'Spielverlagerung thinks I do all that? They know more than me - I set up in a three because I have three good CBs, that's all!'.
Football is a simple game, and the modern tendency to ascribe a level of depth and complexity to it that may not actually exist is amusing to me. Stats have their place, but they do not magically turn a game of men and women kicking an inflated ball around into a lecture on the quantum steady state of subatomic particles.