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El Guepardo said:
Why don't you write a question based on their profile? At least that's a little bit unique. Tag that question on the end of your opener & see what happens.
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Yeh I was speaking to a lady friend that is on there and women actually read the profiles... I hardly read the profiles which is where Im going wrong I guess so might try this approach rather than the copy and paste 100 times approach.
 
markysimmo said:
Only 2

Somalian Women and one for people who like to black up, doing well so far..
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I don't even get that Somalian joke tbh (no doubt created by that goofball Mancunian)

If anything judging by your pics you resemble a somali far more than i do. I mean your slight almost non existant frame. I'm now going to refer to you as 'the white somali'...no.... 'Haile GebreMarky'..yeh Haile GebreMarky is better as you share similar
body frames.
 
Kingdawson said:
I don't even get that Somalian joke tbh (no doubt created by that goofball Mancunian)

If anything judging by your pics you resemble a somali far more than i do. I mean your slight almost non existant frame. I'm now going to refer to you as 'the white somali'...no.... 'Haile GebreMarky'..yeh Haile GebreMarky is better as you share similar
body frames.
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Its all that running away from Leopards isnt it
 
El Guepardo said:
Why don't you write a question based on their profile? At least that's a little bit unique. Tag that question on the end of your opener & see what happens.
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Yep, you have to struggle to be unique, to stand out from the crowd. No doubt all moderatly hot girls and above will receve thousands of messages titled "Hello", "Hi", "Hey", "Hey you" and brick like that, and surely most of them will be deleted instantly. Read the girl's profile, pick out something interesting to ask/tell about that she can relate to, and try to come up with an interesting and creative title for your message. Once you get the girl's attention, 9 out of 10 times the hardest work is done.
 
I had a date in the city tonight, my behaviour wasnt helped by going to lunch at 1pm and drinking heavily till 6pm when i met her, it was going well until i pulled another girls top down in front of her and she got the hump and left, I mean WTF people havent got a sense of humour hahah DOH
 
markysimmo said:
I had a date in the city tonight, my behaviour wasnt helped by going to lunch at 1pm and drinking heavily till 6pm when i met her, it was going well until i pulled another girls top down in front of her and she got the hump and left, I mean WTF people havent got a sense of humour hahah DOH
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What a bitch.

At least you were curtious enough not to pull her top down.

What does she expect? Not good enough for you mate
 
GLENROYID said:
What a bitch.

At least you were curtious enough not to pull her top down.

What does she expect? Not good enough for you mate
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I know i was the complete gentleman with her, we'd arrange a zoo date and everything..

I blame the 4 botles of red I shared
 
I've always found red wine to be an issue, especially on the dating type front. Proper red teeth and lips, not a good look combine with how smashed it normally gets me.
 
I had a date on Thursday with a girl in Bishops Stortford. Drove there and we went bowling, she was lovely and small (5ft 3) made me tower above her haha and then we went to Pizza express for dinner. she was lovely, nice, talked a lot (which meant I looked great as I didnt make a bellend out of myself by talking) and we are going to see each other again.

Then had a date with a local girl last night who was a bit essexy, and a bit simple ish, but i banged her and dropped her home this morning but probably wont see her again, even though its my 30th meal next week and she is going to a pub which we might end up at (and she knows my best mates wife) . Shes from POF. Oh and to make things worse she is a mate of the bird who I first met on POF about 4 months back, and another girl I met.....ffffffudge
 
I hate early days in relationships when you want to see each other but because of life you can't because of work, life and health.

Missing the woman in my life more than I thought I would do after so short in to dating.
 
GGG;

Pof is so brick for me its getting beyond a joke now.
I would not say that im a horrible looking fella, somewhere around 6.5/10 but im having no luck.
I would also say there is about 3x as many geezers on there than birds (Not that i've looked... 8-[ )
And to top it all off, the girls that are on Pof are so up their own arses they think they are Posh Beckham. Frigid bitches.

You seem to be a bit of a maestro on it. Any tips?

Also I send out 100's of copied and pasted messages but get only 2-3 replies. They are pretty decent messages so im completely baffled.
 
dude, im not a maestro (like Zokora haha) neither am I a model. Im 5ft 7 and id say im 6.5/7 out of 10 (im really trying not to sound bigheaded here, but if i said 8 which I actually think I am then id look like a cnut) and I send out loads of messages but id say success rate is say 10%. 10 messages out of 100? Na actually a bit more than, maybe 30. You just have to have good photos of yourself up there, and fudge it if they arent good, make them look good. ONly choose photos you like, not ones which you have to choose becuase you dont have many.

Someone said on here check the profile out and make the message unique to theirs. It will stand out and thats what I do now, I rarely use the same message. Try and find their name, if they say they love horses say you love horses in your opening chat up. 9 times out of 10 women will look at the photo but they definitely read your profile. Try and sound gay in your profile saying you want a relationship etc and not into one night stands blah blah blah. Try and sell yourself and dont sound arrogant as before mine was pretty arrogant (some bird I started chatting up and is now a mate told me this so she gaveme some tips).

let me know how you get on, or PM me for any tips. I do get a lot of messages but only because I start them but equally I do get a lot of ignored messages. I do get some robbie fowlers messaging me but I just ignore them...
 
fcuk me no wonder this bird only had one picture of her. Started messaging me, looked quite fit from her one photo. messaging her all day today and then add her on Facebook... she's FAT. not FIT. Wrong fcuking vowel.
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
dude, im not a maestro (like Zokora haha) neither am I a model. Im 5ft 7 and id say im 6.5/7 out of 10 (im really trying not to sound bigheaded here, but if i said 8 which I actually think I am then id look like a cnut) and I send out loads of messages but id say success rate is say 10%. 10 messages out of 100? Na actually a bit more than, maybe 30. You just have to have good photos of yourself up there, and fudge it if they arent good, make them look good. ONly choose photos you like, not ones which you have to choose becuase you dont have many.

Someone said on here check the profile out and make the message unique to theirs. It will stand out and thats what I do now, I rarely use the same message. Try and find their name, if they say they love horses say you love horses in your opening chat up. 9 times out of 10 women will look at the photo but they definitely read your profile. Try and sound gay in your profile saying you want a relationship etc and not into one night stands blah blah blah. Try and sell yourself and dont sound arrogant as before mine was pretty arrogant (some bird I started chatting up and is now a mate told me this so she gaveme some tips).

let me know how you get on, or PM me for any tips. I do get a lot of messages but only because I start them but equally I do get a lot of ignored messages. I do get some robbie fowlers messaging me but I just ignore them...
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Cheers for the tips! Im going to try them out tonight while im doing nothing but nursing a few tinnies.
I will PM you my profile (No homo..) and tell me what you think I could do to improve.

I think where im going slightly wrong is that im only really messaging birds that are listed under "Intimate encounter"
I may have to broaden my search options and as you say, actually read their profile, rather than checking out the vitals.
 
GGG, I can't believe that you forgot it was me that have you that tip! If you're using that tip and achieving results, you must owe me a pint!

Oh and I hate text messages, once you know each other, what's there to say in them?! They quickly become courteous greetings and little more whereas with a phone call, you get the natural side, you can connect, you can feel emotion....so phone calls are definitely next best thing to seeing one another in person.
 
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