ShipOfTheseus
Clint Dempsey
It's really rather dull. And tedious.
OPEN:
Jose spouts some gonad*s about philosophy or where would be without injuries
MAIN TITLE:
Thank Hoddle for the 'skip' button
THEN:
Exterior training ground
Players eat
Players chat
Players run about a bit
Tom Hardy bleats on about league position or Sissoko's knee
Thick, muscular, oiled up legs get rubbed by strong male hands
Jose scribbles on a bit of paper with a football pitch on it
Players eat and have a kick about
Levy has a chat with Jose
More Tom Hardy Welsh chat about league position
We learn about some player and how thick they liked their ham sliced
Pre-match team talk about brotherhood and an inspirational team talk - let's fackin win, boys.
Disjointed game footage
Tom Hardy reads the phone book
Half time team talk - don't be disappointed when you make bad pass, apart from all the mistakes we play good
End of game and someone throws a tiny water bottle or shakes a hamper
Exterior training ground
Players eat
Players chat
Levy looks at his phone
Jose tells us something that barely keeps us awake.
And why the fcuk are they eating Haribo? No wonder Debbie Alli plays like brick. He eats fackin Haribo!
All this. brick telly, although shows that from a brand management perspective they've learned a lot from Poch's treatise on lemons.