Yaya Banana

[raboner]

Full name: Banana Yaya
Date of birth: July 29, 1991 (age 21)
Place of birth: Maroua, Cameroon
Height: 1.92 m (6 ft 4 in)
Playing position: Center back/Right back

Absolute beast, versatile, quick for his height, hilariously awesome name.

Get him in.

 

[DubaiSpur]

Bale would approve of this move.

 

[mudshark]

It might be worth it, if only for the inevitable, dessert-themed headline when he eventually left.

 

[THFC6061]

Banana Splits Arsenal Defence

Yes.

Sign him.

 

[Nigeyman]

crowd trouble today and racist turmoil as fans throw banana's at banana????????:-k

 

[iainbowie]

He has the same birthday as me! I want to celebrate with Banana!

 

[monkeybarry]

Yiddos wielding banana's at african player - can you imagine the (faux) outrage

It would send Judas over the edge!

 

[Hootnow]

Stop making up players Raboner

 

[Superhudd]

Zenit fans apparently voted him #1 target

 

[Nigeyman]

Stop making up players Raboner

hes not, I did a search on pes 2013 and he's there!!!!\o/

 

[Dayo]

Something about potential banana skin, that's the punch line anyway. You can work on the rest yourselves.

 

[Jimmy Kong]

What is it with these African players with funny names?

 

[inkpenspur]

What is it with these African players with funny names?

Is this guy for real? or a surreal Dali-esque joke on your favorite food... the next one will be Spurs chasing M. Pyre-state!

 

[monkeybarry]

I brick you not, there is an African player that retired a couple of years ago called ice cream!

 

[Mumorn]

There is actually a footballer called Have-a-look Dube.

 

[El Guepardo]

I brick you not, there is an African player that retired a couple of years ago called ice cream!

That was his nickname, not his real name.

 

[mudshark]

^^ Sundae league.

 

[spasm]

^^ Sundae league.

:ross:=D>

 

[Klinsmania]

It's almost as good as that Namibian player a few years back called Bongo Christ

 

[camspur]

Is this guy for real? or a surreal Dali-esque joke on your favorite food... the next one will be Spurs chasing M. Pyre-state!

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/statisticsandrecords/players/player=305572/

Banana Yaya exists.