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Work Christmas Do Stories

Stenno said:
I smell a rat! You're a ****ing liar! :lol:
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That's what I thought Stenno.
Notice he's not just any old 'Ted'...

Anyway enough of this oneupmanship I'm off for a stroll - i'll bring you all back a bit of moonrock.
 
This is in true Punjabi style. Was Johny Walker there.
Chake De Phate

AuroRaman said:
Just started a new job back in London, the Christmas do was a fairly posh affair in the office, with outside caterers and table service etc. Started at 2pm, I was off my face at 6.30pm. Put my coat and bag on, told my colleagues I'd had a lovely evening and they refused to let me leave.

We left to go to a local pub at about 8pm, the bouncer wouldn't let me in so I tried to reason with him. I forgot I wasn't in NZ anymore, where you can negotiate with the bouncer and if they still don't want to let you in, chat a bit about the rugby, give each other a hug and be on your merry way. So I tactfully touched the bouncer on the arm as I was explaining I just needed to pop my head in and explain to my colleagues I wasn't allowed in. He went absolutely mental. Which of course made me do it even more. I can't really remember the resolve of that.

I kind of remember falling over on my way to Old Street Station, falling asleep in on the train, ending up in Golders Green, falling over again, getting a taxi home and falling in a bush. I arrived at Old Street Station at around 8.30pm and landed on my front door about four hours later. Not a controversial story, but considering I'd been in this job less than a week I'm pretty proud of myself.
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Richie said:
I've never understood why people feel the need to embelish/fabricate stories online. To your mates maybe, we've all done it a little, but to complete strangers?
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I had the exact same discussion thsi wekend with Pauline Quirk, Olivia Wilde and Zippy from Rainbow
 
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