Hello, everyone. I'll try to take the high road here.
If this were the old league format...
1. League Champion advances to the European Cup
2. Qualifies for UEFA Cup
3. Qualifies for UEFA Cup
4. Qualifies for UEFA Cup
5. Qualifies for UEFA Cup
It would be a very different situation. Tottenham had a decent shot at 3rd, so under those circumstances the difference between 4th and 5th, or even 2nd (had such a finish been possible, and for a brief time it was) and 5th, would not have been that big an issue. It was the tweaking of the situation, so that dropping from 4th to 5th became, in effect, relegation (especially for a team that regularly gets up there, like Arsenal or Chelsea, or used to, like Liverpool), is emotionally crushing, if not competitively devastating. If that had been the case, then half the problem would be gone.
Of course, there's still the other half of the problem: Finishing behind Arsenal.
And now, you've finished behind Arsenal for... How long, Colin Firth? "Eighteen f***ing years!"
Last year, when there were 10 Tottenham points in the gap, I said it wouldn't hold, and that Arsenal would top you, and they did. This year, it was "only" 7 points. I knew it wouldn't hold -- again.
Now, it can be argued that you were victims not of your own ineptitude, or insufficient character (I believe the people of England call that "bottling it"), but, rather, a surge by Arsenal.
But what this means, basically, is that, even when you're good, Arsenal are better. Any Arsenal fan who says your team stinks, or sucks, or is crap (or any variation on that word), is wrong. But Arsenal are still better.
Nothing lasts forever. Surely, one of these seasons, Tottenham will finish above Arsenal. It's bound to happen someday.
But since the arrival of Sir Harry, Earl of Bankruptcy, lord of Relegation Manor, landlord of Twitchshire, the vast majority of you have been presuming that your club will be, or already are, better than Arsenal. And it just hasn't happened.
Whatever the virtues of your club, and individuals therein, you have been guilty of what the ancient Greeks called hubris. Arrogance has to be earned, and you haven't. Perhaps Arsenal aren't earning nearly as much as they used to, but they're still in the highest league of all, the Champions League, and you've been there twice since the competition began under the European Cup name in 1955: 1961-62, and 2010-11, and that's it. Twice in 58 years -- twice in 53, if you take out the Heysel ban. Arsenal have qualified for the 16th season in a row.
I'm not going to say that Tottenham is "not a big club." A team that regularly finishes in the top 30 percent of the most highly-regarded league on the planet is a big club. But you've been acting like you're a much bigger one, one the size of Arsenal. You've set yourself up for such disappointment, time after time, and you never learn.
None of us knows what is going to happen next season. Much depends on which players are sold and purchased by the various clubs, which players are injured, and especially on what happens to the Trafford club now that Sir Gumchomper is gone (perhaps one step ahead of the law). Certainly, with or without Gareth Bale, Tottenham have a bit of talent, and a young manager who knows how to win.
But let this be your one and only warning: If Tottenham are ahead of Arsenal at any time during the 2013-14 season, I don't care how big "the gap" is: Never assume that Arsenal won't knock those points down. There's just too much experience to know that it can happen.
This in Uncle Mike, the Gooner from New Jersey, U.S.A., reporting. Ta-ra, and see you in August.