StephenH
David Ginola
City? Easy?
I believe they left us with egg on face twice this season.
Just a thought!
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Victimpool FC - Klopp leaving, grown men crying
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City? Easy?
I believe they left us with egg on face twice this season.
Just a thought!
jts1882
Dean Richards
Easier.
Given City's record in Europe they wouldn't have been considered a tough draw earlier in the season. Liverpool got Roma in the semifinal whereas we got seven-times in a row Italian champions in the round of 16 (our path would have been Juventus, Real, Bayern). Their group was also easy and they nearly messed it up.
However, to win the CL they will still have had to beat two of the best teams in Europe, something they didn't necessarily have to do in their heyday.
Given City's record in Europe they wouldn't have been considered a tough draw earlier in the season. Liverpool got Roma in the semifinal whereas we got seven-times in a row Italian champions in the round of 16 (our path would have been Juventus, Real, Bayern). Their group was also easy and they nearly messed it up.
However, to win the CL they will still have had to beat two of the best teams in Europe, something they didn't necessarily have to do in their heyday.
Gazza Dazzla
Chris Perry
I think this is the issue that’s been winding a few up this week. No one is saying he hasn’t been brilliant, but the tv interviews on the pitch by (indépendant broadcaster) Sky celebrating a golden boat like it’s an actual trophy, the boots going in to a museum. It’s just all a bit surreal!!!
StephenH
David Ginola
Yes it's all very much "gilding the lily" and oh so Lpool
Sky and the EPL are suffering with City running away with the league. City have a relatively small fan base so this season doesn't play well in their core international markets.
You think this current epidemic of Salah is annoying! Just wait and see what a brick storm there will be after CL final especially if Lpool win.
Do what I do turn the TV over and take my frustrations out on a game of Sudoku! Christ it winds me up on expert level on the ipad
Rorschach
Sonny Walters
Museum? Why?
Seedy Ron
Jimmy Neighbour
British Museum is run by some taco who thinks you want to see his boots in amongst the antiquities of Egypt we managed to
For anyone who doesn't think the BBC Sport department is a cabal of dippers, this is currently happening:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/44068727
nayimfromthehalfwayline
Andy Thompson
What the fudge? But NoooOOOOOoooo theres no Liverpool bias...
Baleforce
Arthur Rowe
I brick you not, they’ve made a documentary,
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/mo-salah-a-football-fairy-tale
(You’ll need to change salad back to Salah)
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/mo-salah-a-football-fairy-tale
(You’ll need to change salad back to Salah)
Rorschach
Sonny Walters
Cult
Yermiyahu
Scott Parker
Unbelievable!
glasgowspur
Luka Modric
What's the relevance, neither are in the FA cup this year and CL isn't until next week?
What's the justification for showing that particular final?
StephenH
David Ginola
Most FA Cups are usually crap that was one of the best for a long while! That’s the only justification I think!
I missed it as my daughter was getting married.....lol
Seedy Ron
Jimmy Neighbour
Nah, it's cos it had Liverpool in it and they won
StephenH
David Ginola
Nah, it's cos it had Liverpool in it and they won
They don’t need anymore winding up
.....
Baleforce
Arthur Rowe
It was brick, full of terrible defending and cheap turnovers.
StephenH
David Ginola
Most enjoyed it as I recall.
Never seen it - everybody told me it was better than the norm, well they would wouldn’t they!
Gazza Dazzla
Chris Perry
Was a great final, watched it in Dublin on a stag do.
awesome dawson
Mitchell Thomas
A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefits
How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Nah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
------------------------------ ----
A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
------------------------------ ----
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
------------------------------ -----
Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea fan?'
'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
------------------------------ -----
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My GHod, it's Jesus!'
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My GHod! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.
------------------------------ ----------
A Scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing’.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're trumping me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
------------------------------ ------------
Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned out to be a tax disk.
------------------------------ ---------------------
Liverpool residents were stunned and shocked today, when police announced they found a huge stache of drugs and explosives behind the City Library!
A resident's spokesman said they had no idea they had a Library.
How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Nah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
------------------------------ ----
A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
------------------------------ ----
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
------------------------------ -----
Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea fan?'
'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
------------------------------ -----
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My GHod, it's Jesus!'
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My GHod! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.
------------------------------ ----------
A Scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing’.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're trumping me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
------------------------------ ------------
Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned out to be a tax disk.
------------------------------ ---------------------
Liverpool residents were stunned and shocked today, when police announced they found a huge stache of drugs and explosives behind the City Library!
A resident's spokesman said they had no idea they had a Library.
awesome dawson
Mitchell Thomas
Potentially in the wrong thread but it got a laugh in the office at the expense of the Liverpool fan.