Not a very apt comparison, Dubai. If we had the kind of squad Saudi Sportswashing Machine or Stoke have, I'm pretty sure we'd be looking at a broader range of players in different positions and made some deals ourselves. But with such a complete and deep squad as ours, where the only "hole" is backup striker and the target profile of the player we want is so much more specific, it becomes infinitely more difficult.
No, I'm not disputing that. I'm arguing that the players we did target (pretty clearly Dembele, but also Sandro Ramirez and co., if the rumors and the likes of Lyall Thomas are to be believed) were far more 'gettable' for us than the likes of Imbula seemed to be for Stoke: yet they hauled it over the line, while we sat on our hands.
A Championship player, was young Moussa Dembele. Out of contract in the summer. And his club was willing to sell to us, too. For a piddling little fee (absolutely irrelevant fee, really) compared to the money being thrown about by clubs lower down the table: even Everton spent 13.5 million quid on a striker without blinking, and this, after already possessing a good striker in Lukaku. They didn't gamble on the prospect of Lukaku staying fit all season. And they're in the bottom half.
We are in the top four, and we decided to happily take the risk of having one fit striker heading into thirty five-odd games in the second half of the season. Because we couldn't get over Fulham's objections on the final day. Why did we wait so long? What kept us from pulling it off, when other clubs are (as I mentioned) able to pull off harder deals with greater ease?
Imbula was part-owned by a third-party, but Stoke tied it up smoothly on deadline day nonetheless, paying a record fee and sorting out the structure of the deal with Porto: Porto, who are notoriously difficult to negotiate with.
Remember what happened the last time we tried to buy a player with third-party ownership? We royally roostered up, that's what. Remember what our last row over payment structures looked like? Berahino, in the summer.
Why do we f*ck up things other clubs find easy to do? We did well in the summer with Toby and Son, and I thought the board and the manager were finally in concert when it came to getting in who we needed in, quickly and without fuss.
Nope. Not one bit.
The selectiveness of our targets doesn't concern me much by itself: the manager wants who he wants, and it's only fair that the club back him to get who he wants. But somewhere along the line, we f*cked up royal this time. Now, we've shown our hand: and we are one twisted ankle or torn hamstring away from utter disaster.
Utterly avoidable. Yet, utterly self-inflicted.