Whiffler
Jermaine Jenas
"Don't understand this" "Why would you do this" "This makes no sense to me" blah blah blah. The answer to all Danny's questions is that he's a fudging macaron and not fit to be in the same stadium as the Poch. Or my pooch, Whiffler.
I'm honoured that you named your pooch after me. I'm like a dog with two tails.