I know you're being facetious but it's the best gift you could give I reckon. I gave a eulogy at my dad's funeral last year and the stories I told were about all the brick teams he made me support. One of those was a local Sydney rugby league team, the Balmain Tigers. In 1997 we went on a father-son trip to Adelaide (90 min flight) to watch them play. I was absolutely fudging buzzing. Met all the players pre-game, super excited. We lost 52-0. Didn't even see them score a fudging try.
But it's genuinely character building, relationship building and a great teacher. Life is brick, results aren't everything and most importantly...there's always next week! Always something else to look forward to.