Things we hate about modern football

[Gutter Boy]

If I was a top footballer with a very boring English first name, I'd insist on having it on my shirt. Like Pat or Bob or something. That would teach em.

Would be great

 

[Lilbaz]

Henry did it.

 

[Robbo]

Harry?

That would do, especially if both Kane, Winks and Maguire did it simultaneously playing for England.

 

[johnola]

Kids all have tossy names these days don’t they so the traditional English names will be cool.

In my class at school we had someone called Simeon and he was called Stupid Simon as we couldn’t cope with anything that exotic.

As an aside whe. I went to college I was in a wing with four blokes called John, a Neil and a Richard.

You’d be lucky to meet a John or a Dave or a Steve under 25 now.

 

[FolkestoneSpur]

Kids all have tossy names these days don’t they so the traditional English names will be cool.

In my class at school we had someone called Simeon and he was called Stupid Simon as we couldn’t cope with anything that exotic.

As an aside whe. I went to college I was in a wing with four blokes called John, a Neil and a Richard.

You’d be lucky to meet a John or a Dave or a Steve under 25 now.

A wing? That's not college mate!