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The 'Who's A W.a.n.k.e.r' Thread

dingdongo said:
Anti virus? Is it 1999!?


Edit: Agreed though, all those companies that automatically renew and subscribe are c**ts. They rely on nobody checking their statements etc
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I know. I've been trying to get rid of the damn thing for I don't know how many years now.
 
Great thread. Current gripe:
The title sums up people who think it is ok to have FaceTime calls in restaurants. And have no appreciation of how loud a) they are when talking and b) how loud they have the volume on their phones turned up so everyone can hear the other side of the conversation, in all its tinny glory.
I have asked one person to turn down their volume this evening, all the while being very English and apologising for having the temerity to make that request. Just have some awareness ffs. Not hard to do.
 
Glenda's Legs said:
Great thread. Current gripe:
The title sums up people who think it is ok to have FaceTime calls in restaurants. And have no appreciation of how loud a) they are when talking and b) how loud they have the volume on their phones turned up so everyone can hear the other side of the conversation, in all its tinny glory.
I have asked one person to turn down their volume this evening, all the while being very English and apologising for having the temerity to make that request. Just have some awareness ffs. Not hard to do.
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While not in restaurants, my other half does this. No awareness that she increases her volume when she does it either.

I just don't get why you would facetime with someone in public.
I probably don't need to see you right this second, so just put the phone to your ear if need be.
 
Glenda's Legs said:
Great thread. Current gripe:
The title sums up people who think it is ok to have FaceTime calls in restaurants. And have no appreciation of how loud a) they are when talking and b) how loud they have the volume on their phones turned up so everyone can hear the other side of the conversation, in all its tinny glory.
I have asked one person to turn down their volume this evening, all the while being very English and apologising for having the temerity to make that request. Just have some awareness ffs. Not hard to do.
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Uber drivers who think it's okay to do a five point turn in the middle of a road, holding up traffic in both directions.
Delivery drivers who think it's okay to park on a double yellow if you put your hazards on, even though the reason the road is double yellow is to avoid people parking and causing congestion.
 
Lemonade Money said:
Uber drivers who think it's okay to do a five point turn in the middle of a road, holding up traffic in both directions.
Delivery drivers who think it's okay to park on a double yellow if you put your hazards on, even though the reason the road is double yellow is to avoid people parking and causing congestion.
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My Uber driver this morning decided he didn't want to obey the laws of this country and wear his seatbelt. He then ignored his own sat nav and took me straight through the centre of town. The moment he did took that turn it added 15 mins onto my 22 min journey.

And why does an Uber minute take 2 minutes every time when they tell you how long you have to wait? Every time.
 
Muttley said:
My Uber driver this morning decided he didn't want to obey the laws of this country and wear his seatbelt. He then ignored his own sat nav and took me straight through the centre of town. The moment he did took that turn it added 15 mins onto my 22 min journey.

And why does an Uber minute take 2 minutes every time when they tell you how long you have to wait? Every time.
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Lol, It's true... and yet you can see on the map they are still miles away!
 
johnola said:
Bloke in John Lewis in Horsham last weekend.

Wearing pyjamas, crocs and a dryrobe that was camouflage pattern on the outside and pink on the inside.

He was at least 50 years old. The big baby.

I do mind my own business usually but this really irked me.
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My word, proper w a n k e r indeed. I am sorry you had to see that!
 
johnola said:
Bloke in John Lewis in Horsham last weekend.

Wearing pyjamas, crocs and a dryrobe that was camouflage pattern on the outside and pink on the inside.

He was at least 50 years old. The big baby.

I do mind my own business usually but this really irked me.
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My daughter lives in Horsham. Every time I visit I am amazed by the number of tacos around.

Went into Pret there for a coffee in mid-December; a bloke had basically set up shop in the corner with his dog - on a blanket, with a water bowl - and was very obviously (and very loudly) fielding work calls, with a laptop AND a tablet in front of him.

I went off to do some shopping, passed Pret again a couple of hours later and he was still in there, sitting in the same window seat.

W.A.N.K.E.R!
 
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Mikey10 said:
My daughter lives in Horsham. Every time I visit I am amazed by the number of tacos around.

Went into Pret there for a coffee in mid-December; acbloke had basically set up shop in the corner with his dog - on a blanket, with a water bowl - and was very obviously (and very loudly) fielding work calls, with a laptop AND a tablet in front of him.

I went off to do some shopping, passed Pret again a couple of hours later and he was still in there, sitting in the same window seat.

W.A.N.K.E.R!
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It's the loud talking that brings it home!
 
Power went out around here a week or so ago, thus made the trundle over to the next town with headphones in hand to have coffee and get wifi. Approaching the joint, I saw it was pretty full. I saw an open table. As I approached the front door, someone was coming up behind me. I held the door open for them. They rushed in (not a word said), headed to this open table, took our their laptop, pad, mouse, thermos mug with a beverage in it, a snack and got on with it, hood up, service counter avoided like it was a disease. No more tables open.

w-a-n-k-e-r!
 
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