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** The Tottenham vs Arsenal NLD Official Match Thread **

Time to bamboozle Arteta.

It wont happen, but how about a bit of Mike Bassett team selction "And tonight Gentlemen, Tottenham will be playing Four Four F@ckin Two. Thank You"

Solid Four across the back Royal-Sanchez-Dier-Davies
Bentancur and Hjoberg holding the middle, Sessegnon and Kuklusevski manning the wings. Kane and Son swapping upfront

As I say, would not happen in any game, never mind this one
 
Lots of CMs of different styels on our bench: Winks, Devine, Craig, White

Surprised we didnt put the young RB Lavinier on the bench

3 of those CMs will only get on if we get multiple injuries. Odd decision
 
Bentancur and PEH need to be in his face from minute one. Red Card in the making everytime he plays, niggle him, pressure him, wind him up and watch him blow

He'll be whacking Kane everytime Kane drops deep to get the ball. Hopefully an early yellow for Xhaka (without an ankle injury for Arry)
 
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