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The quntiest team of all time - right midfield/wing

Which right midfielder is the biggest qunt?

  • Total voters
    31
  • Poll closed .
Is this our final list? Any possibles who should make the cut or late additions?

In: Walcott, Nani, Parlour, Robben, Young, Ljungberg, Fabregas

Possibles: McManaman, Ronaldo, Pennant, Bowyer, Reyes, Merson
 
bennysleftfoot said:
Can't believe people are actually looking elsewhere when the answer is right there.
Bowyer was an absolute fudge womble
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I'd love to know what fudge womble is a substitution for. It is not good obviously. Probably something to do with poo, but actually now that I think about it I don't want to know.
 
milo said:
Poll added but let's take a moment to remember one of the fallen qunts and the time that Jermaine Pennant forgot that he owned a Porsche.

http://metro.co.uk/2011/01/19/jermaine-pennant-forgot-he-owned-porsche-629935/
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Ah, yes. He of the hooker mum.

My favourite bit about that entire episode is that when her lawyers hit up the PCC, they were complaining about her being described as his mum, not about being described as a hooker!


http://www.pcc.org.uk/cases/adjudicated.html?article=MjExMQ==

Now if only we'd all known that at the time, chants of "I'd rather be a hooker than your mum" would have been rife.
 
I'd like to make the case for voting Bowyer

Bowyer's first serious girlfriend was a local girl, Emma Keeney, whom he met in Millwall Park, in 1995. At the time he was just breaking into the Charlton team, and she was a 16-year-old schoolgirl. For the first few months their relationship seemed set to last. He took Emma to stay in a caravan on Canvey Island, where they made love for the first time, drove her around in his zippy Escort Cabriolet, and bought her jewellery inscribed with the pet-name he gave to her: 'Babe'. As time went by she more or less moved into the Bowyers' home, and got along famously with his parents, with whom she would sometimes watch Charlton matches.

Just occasionally, however, little things would happen to make her worry about Bowyer's temperament. He was so obsessively jealous, she says, that he bought her a mobile phone so he could know her whereabouts every hour of the day.

According to Emma there was a pattern of self-destructive behaviour, and she forgave him many times until, one night, he said something she can never pardon. Though Emma has an olive complexion, her mother is, half-Asian. Whether or not Bowyer was aware of this, the matter was not mentioned until they had been dating for 10 months, by which time he wanted them to get engaged. One night, however, when they rowed because she turned up late for a dinner date, she says he raised the question of her ethnicity. 'I was in his bedroom getting ready and he started ranting then stormed off downstairs,' she recalls. 'When he came back a few minutes later he looked at me sort of strangely and said, 'Oh, my mum's just told me something about you. He didn't use the word Paki, or Indian. He said - and I'll never forget - "My mum says you've got something 'in' you." I said, "Yes, I'm Indian", and Lee replied, "Yeah, that's what my mum said", and he started pacing up and down the floor. He went downstairs again, and when he returned he said we couldn't have a baby because it might be a "throwback". I asked what he meant, and he said, "You know, we could have a brown baby. It could be the colour of your mum."'

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2003/jan/12/football.newsstory​
 
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