The quntiest team of all time - centre forward/striker

[milo]

I wasn't aware - was it because his brother came out?

He tried to pay him money to stay in the closet because he was worried about his own career and then shunned him.

 

[scaramanga]

He tried to pay him money to stay in the closet because he was worried about his own career and then shunned him.

Wow. That's just earned him the Suarez +1 spot for me.

 

[Rorschach]

This will be the hardest choice yet. Maybe we need some videos.

 

[spitshine]

He tried to pay him money to stay in the closet because he was worried about his own career and then shunned him.

That's just unforgiveable. I'm going to vote for him twice.

 

[Robbo]

The bench must surely consist of only strikers. So many cnuts, so few spots. Why didn't we go 4-3-3?

 

[milo]

Wow. That's just earned him the Suarez +1 spot for me.

They were unreconciled when Justin committed suicide. When he came out John gave interviews saying that Justin wasn't gay and way just an attention seeker.

 

[milo]

The team so far

 

[Juicebox]

Paulo Di Canio
Mick Harford
Eric Cantona
Alan Smith

 

[the dza]

This is very tricky. I should pick Suarez, but I dislike Costa far more. Playing for the goons or Chelsea magnifies the qunt factor by (at least) ten.

I think I'd vote Costa and Van Rapist.

 

[Rorschach]

I'd love to pick Costa, he's a total clam, but a few years ago before he joined Chelsea I thought he was great. Him and Pepe going at it was brilliant. The brick they used to try and pull was pure entertainment. Now I don't find it amusing at all.

 

[Aldo]

Costa is Drogba Lite.

I'm going for Henry. Second clam could be one of 3 or 4.

 

[milo]

I'm going to do what David Cameron should have done and delay the vote until people stop being wrong.

 

[Aldo]

The team so far

A bit Prem-centric
Disappointed by our global clams.

 

[milo]

A bit Prem-centric
Disappointed by our global clams.

Yeah. There is some world class quntery that is being overlooked. Maybe next time we should do one for non-PL qunts

 

[Rorschach]

Yeah. There is some world class quntery that is being overlooked. Maybe next time we should do one for non-PL qunts

There is always the subs bench.

 

[Bullet]

If I think of the number of times I have shouted clam at the TV, it has to be Thierry Va-Va-Voom Smugface Henry +1.

 

[scaramanga]

This is very tricky. I should pick Suarez, but I dislike Costa far more. Playing for the goons or Chelsea magnifies the qunt factor by (at least) ten.

I think I'd vote Costa and Van Rapist.

brick! I'd entirely forgotten about him paying a girl to shut up about a *struggle cuddle* that definitely didn't happen [winks at lawyer].

That's gonna make it really tough.

 

[parklane1]

I know this will not get seconded but i have to mention Andy Lochead who tried to break Jennings in two on more then one occasion.

 

[monkeybarry]

El Hadji Diouf needs a dishonourable mention.

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[milo]

The runners and riders. Do we have any support for the possibles? Have we missed anyone?

Certainties:

John Fashanu
Van Persie
Ronaldo
Henry
Suarez
Shearer

Possibles:

Costa
Drogba
Adebayor
Alan Smith (both of them)
Rudi Völler
Bellamy
Neymar
Tevez
Balotelli
Olivier Giroud
Nile Ranger
Lee Hughes
Jamie Vardy
Andy Johnson
Marlon King
Ian Wright
Hasselbaink
Big Dunc
Andy Gray