The poo & guff thread...

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[yiddo37]

Finishing on double-plop!

 

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https://x.com/i/web/status/1767134631231439326

 

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https://x.com/i/web/status/1769112665043914840

 

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⤵️Take my money 💰 pic.twitter.com/XK8LrCl9aM

— Steady (@DeanoGorton) May 26, 2024

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1805238875343724568

 

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[SkipRat]

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I do love a good pickled onion.

Nom nom

 

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That’s enough internet for today pic.twitter.com/XTzeQIMQTn

— Kick Reacts (@KickReacts) February 22, 2025

 

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Woman claims she’s been suffering from a 7 year sinus infection after her ex-boyfriend faced his cheeks at her and farted in her face while she was recovering from surgery.

Christine Connell said doctors found E. coli in her sinuses.

“I think my ex boyfriend got the best… pic.twitter.com/qF3yiVCeKC

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 28, 2025

 

[markysimmo]

A week of all inclusive led to a terrible fart in a cab back to my hotel tonight
Driver opened all 4 windows
I gave him €1 tip by way of an apology